Who will win China? Okikagu

Is this a joke?

It was like any other day in classroom 3Z.
Katsura and Elizabeth talking and laughing.
Takasugi ominously reading in the corner, with his best friends talking.
Shinpachi and Yamazaki talking in the opposite corner like the plain characters they are.
Sarutobi lusting over Ginpachi and Zenzo disapproving.
Otae and Kyuubei complaining about their stalkers, the fox and gorilla.
Hijikata trying to tame The fox and Gorilla.
The rest of the class leisurely chatting and being normal students.
And then there's them. Okita Sougo and Kagura. A sadistic bishounen, and a gluttonous yato. Sworn rivals, otherwise known as 'the couple who don't admit they're a couple'. Even Sougo's admirers like their relationship(like the fangirls they are.) and support it well.
Ginpachi walked into the classroom. His silver, permed hair messy, signature lollipop in his mouth, and omitting that lazy atmosphere he has.
"Kagura, Sofa, I need to talk to you guys after school." He said, "Surely you guys are used to this, right? Attached by the hip."
They both nearly puked at the statement. Well, Kagura did. Sougo just sat straight-faced.
"Gin-chan, are you going blind? Surely you're not that old. That's f*cking disgusting I don't think I'll be able to eat in years!" Kagura yelled.
"Yeah, who the hell cares about this flat chested, stupid, fat pig anyway?" Dead panned Sougo.

"I do."
The class froze. Sougo did too. That's a male voice? How the hell does China know any guy other than me?
"Ah, right the transfer student comes in today," Ginpachi said, clearly showing no signs of care.
          "Lazy bum!" Yelled Otae, with her terrifying smile Kondo can't get over.
          The new student smiled warmly. Oh how Sougo wanted to rip off his head and feed it to yatos. "I'm Hisashi. Nice to meet you! I'm from Tokyo."
          Kagura nearly jumped up. "HISASHI?! You've changed!!"
          Sougo could clearly see that Hisashi was blushing. F*cking dope, watch yourself. Don't touch my toy. How in the world do they know each other?
Kagura saw Sougo's 'I'm so mad right now, do something immediately' aura.
Yes, Okita Sougo has different auras. However, this one is ever so slightly different. And for some reason it made Kagura so happy on the inside. Not the way you think.
         Kagura grabbed Hisashi's hand, surprising everyone in the classroom. Sougo went wide eyed. "Hisashi, sit next to me! Let's catch up! You've gotten so much more handsome!" She laughed evilly on the inside when she saw Sougo's enraged expression. Fufufu yes Sadist, realize your undying love for me. I'll forever hold it over your head, though.
         "Hey guys, if Kagura-chan likes Hisashi-kun, then we can have Sougo!" The oh so annoying 'Okita Fandom' squealed.
          "Kagura-chan, you've changed as well!" Said Hisashi hugging her.
          "Get the f*ck off my toy, brat. Where do you think you're looking? She has no breasts." Sougo demanded, literally popping out of nowhere.
"Ummmm... Okita-san, please sit down." Shinpachi said nervously. No one paid attention to him.
The innocent boy looked unmoved. In fact, he hugged Kagura tighter. The entire class was so excited. Finally, things are moving along with the two. And Hisashi makes it all the more juicy. Ginpachi even listened with an intense 'overprotective dad' stare.
          Kagura laughed nervously,"Heh heh, Hisa-shi you're squeeze is verrrry tight so I think-"
          "Kagura-chan has the most beautiful body in everyone's opinion, Okita. If you don't like it simply date one of your fangirls because clearly this wonderful treasure is wayyyy out of your league." Hisashi finished with a smirk, sitting down with Kagura on his lap. What he said was not a lie. Kagura was the prettiest girl in the class. They are in their third year of high school now, so all the girls have changed. But no doubt in mind, Kagura trumps them all. To her perfect hourglass figure, and her sharper, more matured face, Kagura is hot. And everyone knows it. Yes, even Sougo. Especially Sougo.
Kagura blushed."Hisashiiii pleeeeease."
Now it was Hisashi's turn to blush.(even more than before, which is saying a lot) "Please don't say it in that voice, Kagura-chan."
Sougo scoffed and picked up Kagura and put her on his shoulders. The height difference between Hisashi and Sougo was small, with Sougo being a mere 5cm taller. Nevertheless, Hisashi didn't give up and chased them around the room. At this point, Kagura fell asleep from being lightheaded and nearly fell off if Hisashi wasn't there to catch her.
         The class just watched in amazement as the chase was flipped around, with Sougo chasing Hisashi. It all ended, however, with Kagura on Hisashi's back, and the two nut head boys panting.
        After recovery, Hisashi stood up tall, still carrying Kagura and yelled, "If you don't even love her as much as me, why don't you let me have her? You're just a selfish prick, huh? I bet you don't even like her, and you just find pleasure in ruining others lives!"
        The class couldn't help but gasp as they turned their attention towards Sougo. Who, to Hisashi's irritation, laughed. "I don't like that monster? Are you kidding me? We're sworn rivals. She's just my toy."
The class sighed at the incredibly tsundere answer. You brought this upon yourself, Sougo. They all thought.
         Hisashi grinned. He shook Kagura to wake her up. "Kagura-chan, date me!"