Who will win China? Okikagu

Kagura's dating standard No.6: Be as competitive as me.

     The students of Gintama high were stretching for the 3 km run they had to finish. Isaburo, a third year in class 3x, looked at the destructive and rowdy group nearby. Not surprisingly, it was class 3z. Nobume glanced over at the rummaging class and shrugged, reaching over for another donut. All the girls despised the red-eyed woman because the donut goes nowhere. She maintains a perfect figure.
     "F*ck you, Sadist. I bet you can't even beat Shinpachi at running. I'll destroy you, loser!" Declared Kagura, kicking him over lightly.
     He rolled his eyes. "I never knew pigs could run. Sorry, China, but fat*sses stay on the side and gaze at the beautiful Okita Sougo the entire time."
     "No one is fat. Is that what you're into? Maybe you should go where you belong, then. I think if you sneak into the toilet fast enough, you could be with your people," She snarled. "That's right. Pieces of sh*ts."
     Hisashi snickered at Sougo. "How pathetic. You need your idol to point out what's true to you, Okita?"
     Sougo glared at him fiercely, then appointed his attention to Kagura. "I'm surprised you finally went crazy. Describing yourself? How disgusting."
     She smirked. "Like your face."
They had to line up horizontally. Girls went first. As soon as she heard the gun shot, Kagura bolted, whisking girls aside. The trees blew silently as she sped past, crossing the finish line dead first.
     Hisashi was left wide eyed and happy. Sougo walked over to her and shook his head solemnly. "Is that the best you can do? Soon, with lots and lots of years of training you'll be as good as me. Almost there, I'm proud of you."
     Hisashi growled at him, "don't listen to him, Kagura-chan."
     He turned to see her smiling at Sougo. "It's fine, Hisashi. It's just Sadist's way of saying 'good job.' Whenever he wants to compliment me, he'll say something really sarcastic at first, then compliment me, so to others it'll seem like he was being sarcastic." Kagura clapped when Nobume came in second, and Kyuubei and Sarutobi and Otae coming in fourth, fifth and sixth. "So really he's just saying to me, 'Almost there, I'm proud of you."
     Hisashi chuckled darkly. "What a coward. Can't say what you need to say?"
The girls race ended without a hitch, and the boys were called to line up now. Sougo swept back his hair, and smirked. Hijikata groaned, Kondo prayed for Otae's attention, Takasugi was reading, Shinpachi was, in his words, 'doing it for otsuu-chan' . The bullet went off, and Sougo plunged forward, keeping the irritating smug smile on his face. He crossed the finish line not that much longer than Kagura.
     She ran to him. "What the f*ck was that look the entire time, huh? You egotistical brat! You're really fast and cool, huh?!"
     Hisashi clenched his fist. You do the same thing, huh? Kagura-chan.
The next competition was a girls and guys mix. They had to do a three legged race. Luckily, there is an even number of students in each class. The first years stared in shock at the unbelievably lucky or even unlucky duo that got paired together. Sakata Kagura and Okita Sougo.
Kagura felt a vein pop when she heard the squeal of, "GET MARRIED ALREADY, OKIKAGUUUUUU." What made it worse was that the f*cking bastard Sadist didn't care. "Sadist, why aren't you bothered by this?!"
He shrugged, walking them over to the starting line. Then something was unusual. Zenzo was paired with Sarutobi, Otae and Kondo, Nobume and Hijikata, Katsura and ikumatsu, Sougo and Kagura.... This was on purpose... Sougo growled. "Are they trying to test my ability to hold myself back?"
Kagura smiled. "Good luck, sh*t faced bishounen."
Sougo smiled back. "Good luck, fat*ss China doll."
The sound of the bullet went off, and the pairs ran ahead. Sougo and Kagura in the lead as he monotonously chanted, 'one, two, one, two.' At one point they were bickering, and another laughing, and another just scowling. Shinpachi and Yamazaki described it as, "Pure Yandere and Tsundere mix."
Sougo and Kagura finished, not surprisingly, dead first, Otae and Nobume speeding in, dragging the two unlucky boys. Zenzo and Sarutobi fourth, and the rest of their friends came in orderly fashion.
Hisashi was paired with a girl he didn't know, and nearly cried with the results. The intercom on the school building rang, "All pairs stay the same, I repeat, all partners now, remain the same throughout the entire day."
The remaining contests and challenges left the idiot duo in so much laughter and fun. They forgot it was a race and just bickered and laughed the entire time, sometimes coming in last because they napped together along some of the races. Since they cheated the system, they were left in the class-once again-for three hours.
"Can you tell me now?" Kagura asked, jumping on Sougo's back.
"China, you're heavy-" she kicked him in the shin. "Owowowowow! Yes I'll tell you."
She listened with an intense stare that made Sougo want to devour her on the spot. B*tch can have such a strong effect on me, f*ck.
He grabbed her hand, squeezing lightly, his eyes were in a haze, and somehow kept his libido in check at her flustered reaction. "It's you, Kagura. I've loved you since we were in sixth grade, and I've never stopped there."
She froze. "P-please e-ex-excuse m-me." She scampered out of the classroom, not listening to anything anyone was saying. Sadist, the one whom so many girls admire, loves me?
Back in the classroom, Sougo was bent down, head in his hands. "Damn it, I messed up. Why would I think a goddess like her would love me?" He shook his head vigorously. "I'm an idiot."