Who will win China? Okikagu

Kagura's dating standard No. 4: Be goodlooking like ME

Sougo had just finished making up a devious plan. A plan to kill Hijikata and Kamui in one swoop. Like killing two birds with one stone, if the birds were cowards who left the best people in the universe for their own sick, selfish, and plain wrong reasons.
He chuckled darkly. A chuckle that would make boys puke in fear, and girls swoon in happiness. Time to go to school and play with his toy.
Kagura Sakata is a beautiful girl with waist-length vermillion hair, hourglass figure, doll-like features, and one Chinese bun on the side of her head. She wore her uniform proudly, and of course wore the horrible track suit pants to hide her legs. (Umibozu had requested it. More like demanded)
When Sougo walked into the classroom with a monotone, "morning", he got kicked in the shin by that oh so special Kagura. Hisashi snickered.
"Oi, Oi, Oi, China, what the hell?! Why'd you do th-"
He looked up to see a completely red-faced Yato. He bent down to see her face. He would've kissed her right then and there if she didn't cover her face.
     Kagura pointed a shaking finger at Sougo, and he immediately backed up. "China, what the he-"
     Ginpachi walked into the room, yawning. "Okay, okay, Sofa sit down now. Kagura, you too."
What the hell was that? Thought Sougo. He glanced over at her, she looked away, he tried poking her, she flicked his pencil across the class. He sighed. Hisashi looked over at Kagura, and she was still red. Surely she's not blushing, right? Hisashi shook his head.
     "Okay, you have gym with Tsukki- Tsukuyo-sensei, now. Scram, brats."
Otae and Kyuubei giggled, while Sarutobi sobbed. Hisashi noticed how Kagura kept stealing glances at Sougo. F*ck. That hurts.
They had to run laps around the track, and of course, Sougo and Kagura were speeding ahead. They both fell over, and Tsukuyo had to suspend them from playing any games.
"I just want you to know that this is your fault, China." Sougo scowled.
Kagura shook her head, "What are you talking about, if you hadn't been so cocky, maybe we'd still be on the track!"
Sougo did that purposely. Guys kept looking at either Kagura's butt or chest, and he needed something to get them to back off. He instantly regretted this, because he had cop training that morning, and he was damn sour. Therefore, Kagura stayed behind to look after him.(They'd never admit that's what she really was doing, But she basically stayed behind for him.) And this dangerous maneuver allowed guys to simply glance back, or look forward to see her nice assets.
Watch me murder all of these perverts, China. How dare they? He thought when they moved to the bench.
"Oi, Sadist." Kagura began.
"What?" He asked sharply, pulling out his sleeping mask.
"...Can I murder all the girls that look at you?" She asked darkly, as she cracked her knuckles.
Sougo nearly screamed, "What? China, are you finally realizing your tantalizing love for me?"
Kagura stared at him, her blue orbs glistened as the sun shone on it. "F*ck no. They get in my way, dipsh*t." She let down her vermillion hair, and relaxed her hands. "But the bad thing is, I love them. They're the sweetest girls you can hope for."
He shrugged and put his mask over his eyes. After a mere five seconds, she was leaning on his shoulder, and he was leaning on her head. The class ended, and Otae, Kyuubei, Sarutobi, and the rest of the girls ran over to check on Kagura. The girls nearly fainted at the sight, and Hisashi immediately ran over.
The girls got out their phones and started to snap some juicy pictures. Hisashi butted in. "What are you doing? Kagura-chan expects you guys to respect her! She would've fallen asleep and leaned on anyone else."
Otae sighed and tilted her head, "Is that so, Hisashi-kun? I would say you're correct. However," Otae pointed at Sougo, "He's always there, sitting beside her before any of us could even blink."
Hisashi shook his head. "I love Kagura-chan. I love Kagura-chan. I love Kagura-chan. Not this f*cking blind man here. I deserve her. She's way too good for him, why should she bother with him?"
All the girls tackled Hisashi to the ground and started hugging him whilst crying. What the hell? He thought. "Are you guys okay?! Do you need something?" He asked, completely worried.
The girls grinned at him, "Hisashi-kun, I think the one getting ripped off here is you. We've all been there, liking someone who doesn't reciprocate those feelings..." Otae pointed at him, wiping her tears, "Now, this class loves you. Kagura-chan loves you. You are special in everyone's hearts. Don't you forget it. Now come on, we're gonna miss Gin-san accidentally say Tsukuyo-sensei's name in class."
Hisashi stayed behind for a bit, then smirked. They love me, huh?

Kagura jolted up, bumping Sougo's head in the process. "SADIIIIST! WE MISSED TWO CLASSES ALREADY. IT'S LUNCH."
"So...?" He was about to close his eyes when Kagura pulled him.
After Kagura ate all the food the school had, they sat in the cafeteria, badmouthing each other as always. Kagura paused and asked,"Hey, remember when you were fighting Hisashi?" At his nod she continued. "Who was the-um-girl you said you loved?"
Damn it, she's kinda cute when she's jealous. He wanted to smirk, but It would be a internal pleasure to his soul if he stayed serious. Why? Her reactions are always priceless. "I still love her, China. I even have my own nickname for her."
She furrowed her eyebrows, "Can I get clues so I can guess?"
He smirked, "I'll give you five hints, then if you guess it, I'll kiss her in front of you. If you don't in time, I'll tell you at the school festival we're running."
She blinked, "We are starting to work on that today, you know. We're doing a maid cafe. And aren't you being a little too generous? Either way, I'll know."
He shrugged, "I actually want you to know. Now, actually think for once, okay?" She nodded. "She's hot. She's smart. She's athletic. She has a K in her name. My nickname for her is a country."
He noticed her confused stare, and stood up. I wonder when she'll find out it's her.