Who will win China? Okikagu

Kagura's Dating standard No. 1: Have enough money to treat her out.

       "How much money does Kagura-chan use for food?" Hisashi asked.
       "Hm? Oh, I'd say..." Sougo smirked, "10 000¥? Why, cherry boy, you don't have the money? What a shame. A glutton monster like her clearly is too much of a spender, eh? So why don't you go and lust over someone else now, and leave China and I alone."
      Hisashi snickered, "Are you kidding? I'd spend millions on her. She still has an appetite. How long have you known her? One yea-"
     "Six years, buddy. And I want to make it eternity, so go away." Sougo hissed.
     "Guys, guys, look! I want this and this and that and that and this and-oh! Maybe that too, uh-huh." Sougo chuckled as he saw the cafeteria lady and Hisashi's eyes wander around the food items as she literally wanted it all. He knew what she was going to get. He knows her like the back of his hand. And she knows him like the back of her hand. You see, they are the best of friends too, and they spend every second of everyday together. He noted how she missed her favourite udon dish, so he pointed at it and the lady smiled at him, "You know this young lady well, Hm? Kagura-chan always misses it."
       Hisashi scoffed, and said, "I'll pay for half."
       "What's this? I thought you'd spend millions? Grandma, how much is it?" Sougo asked.
       "17 320¥." She smiled, "Oho? What's this, Kagura-chan? Another admirer? Soon, you're going to have just as much as Okita-kun!"
       "Haha, Oba-San I did have as much, if not, more than Sadist. But he drove them away so now it's only him and Hisashi." She laughed when Hisashi blushed and Sougo made an X with his arms.
The cafeteria lady laughed too, and gave Sougo and Hisashi their change. Kagura ran back to class, telling Hisashi and Sougo to carry her food.
     "It makes me mad... You get to be with her every day. And... I just came here and I feel I won't be able to keep up with Kagura-chan. But you." Hisashi stopped and glared at Sougo. Sougo stopped too, and glared back. "You know her so well, you can take her out, you can do everything and have everything. So now, Okita, let's see if you can get Kagura-chan!"
Sougo couldn't help but snicker evilly when Hisashi ran ahead. You're on, Cherry Boy. What's mine is mine.
When they returned to class, there was only five minutes of lunch left. Hisashi sighed and said, "Sorry, Kagura-chan, you can't eat it all..."
"Jeez, I thought you knew China. You really think she can't finish that?" Sougo asked, sitting down on his desk.
"Tch. I do know her in fact, I bet I know her better than you do." Hisashi stated.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, please Cherry boy, China and my Afternoon nap is soon, so it's best you don't interrupt that." Sougo said, getting out his mask.
"Sadist, wait for me, I just finished!" Kagura yelled, puffing her cheeks.
"Don't call me a cherry boy, Okita. And why do you skip class to na- DID YOU SAY YOU TAKE KAGURA-CHAN, TOO?!"
Sougo smiled eerily,"Yes, yes, what of it? China usually falls asleep on my lap though when it's shoulders only."
Kagura stuck out her tongue,"Shut up, Sadist, you do that too, you even bury your face in my-"
"GYAHHHHHH I DON'T NEED TO KNOW! ILL WIN OKITA!!! I'L DO THAT TOOO!!!"
When Kagura and Sougo left the classroom, Hisashi looked at the schedule. Art, huh? I can see why they wanted to skip. I should follow them. No more sleeping on each other's laps on my watch.
"Hisashi, where you goin'?" A classmate asked.
"Sorry I have to go!"
Hisashi followed the duo to the roof. And they fell asleep. And he could see how they could end up in each other's laps or-ahem- chests. They would sleep side by side.
Quietly, Hisashi grabbed Kagura and almost... Pulled her completely away if it wasn't for their hands being linked....
Wait.
They weren't linked before.
Slowly, and calmly Hisashi looked up to see heart piercing Crimson eyes boring into his. "Why the f*ck are you interrupting us, Cherry Boy?" Sougo asked icily.
Hisashi calmed down and said back quietly but firmly, "This is inappropriate school behaviour, so I must end it."
"Speak in your normal voice, Cherry boy, she's not gonna wake up." Sougo said, tightening his grip on Kagura's hand, to which she squeezed back.
"Ow... Sadist." She drawled, before falling asleep again.
This pierced Hisashi's heart. And that brought the Prince of the Sadists joy.
Hisashi put Kagura down and sat next to her. Then, he ripped their hands apart and sat between them, hugging Kagura. "Now what, Sougo?"
Sougo was about to punch him, when Kagura said something else, "Not....Sadist....Where's.....Sadist....?"
Sougo waved sukonbu in front of her and woke her up. "Fata** China, waking up to the smell of food."
"Shut up, punk chihuahua! Want to go?! I'm all fired up now!" Kagura said, not even noticing Hisashi.
"Who are you, G*ku?!" Sougo Deadpanned.
They battled right in front of Hisashi. It was an even battle, however it ended with Kagura pinning Sougo to the ground, and her pressing her breasts to his face. Hisashi was appalled. He would've stomped on Sougo's face if it weren't for Kagura blocking his target.
"Geth ofgl myyth faclph." Said Sougo, nearly suffocating.
"Wahahahaha! You lost because of my best assets!!" Said Kagura. She seriously thought it was funny and not wrong.
Kagura noticed Hisashi and grinned at him, making him blush. "You guys have to treat me out again, so check your wallets."
"China, you brat." Sougo growled. If it was in plain daylight, you would've seen the blush on Sougo's face. Good thing that cloud blocked the way.