imessage ++ cth

two

11:23 A.M

you: hello hello stranger

calum: why are you texting me in the dead of the night?

you: it's not night its morning ya dipstick

calum: do you live in america?

you: my mommy says not to tell people where i live

calum: im assuming you do?

you: if you want me to ;) plus why do you think i'm a girl

calum: i live in australia. that's why its night. because i have a strong feeling you are

you: you guessed right!!!

calum aussie boy: what's your name

you: why

calum aussie boy: because i still have you as unknown :-)

you: thats a creepy face right there

you: and it's erin

calum aussie boy: good night erin.

you: no please don't leave me calum

calum aussie boy: im really tired pls i need my beauty sleep

you: fine gnight

calum aussie boy: now ya talking aussie

you: stfu

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1:00 a.m

calum aussie boy: it's morning now

you: no it's not it's 1am

calum aussie boy: I live in australia

you: ok cool

calum aussie boy: we're never gonna be able to talk are we

you: we will after i sleep.

calum aussie boy: erinnnn

you: calummm

calum aussie boy: what do you look like

you: wtf

calum aussie boy: here's a picture of me :-) 📎attachment/file/233275

you: aw ur cute

calum aussie boy: ;)

you: are you a pedo

calum aussie boy: no

you: promise

calum aussie boy: yes

you: ok

calum aussie boy: well you should probably sleep.

you: ya

calum aussie boy weirdo: i'll talk to you later erin

you: byee

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4:00 am

Erin: hey i want to know everything about you

Erin: pls

you: ok hit me with your questions

Erin: how old are you? where do you live? whats your address? how many kids do you have? whats your social security/tax file number? TELL ME

you: 20, Sydney, Australia, can't tell you, i don't know like three million, 22354129

Erin: you have three million kids?!? AND WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME UR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

You: because it's fake and yeah ive been told my jawline gets girl pregnant

Erin: thats not possible

You: it is for the 5sosfam

Erin: who?

You: nobody

Erin: i don't like secrets, i watch PLL and people die because they keep secrets

You: wowza

Erin: gtg my boyfriend is calling me

You: oh

Erin: HAHAHA SIKE I'M TOO UGLY

Erin: but seriously gtg bye

You: byeeeee

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