Frede the Majestic
Once upon a time, a female human came to life. She was born in a cabbage in Denmark, because she was magical.
Her name was Frederikke, but everyone call her Frede because that's way too fucking long. Since she was Danish-blooded, she decided to become a magician like her ancestors, the vikings.
Her eyes were clear blue and the color of her hair was of a pale brown. Her smile was so radiant it made your eyes cry of joy.
As she grew up, she discovered her addiction over countries.
No but like; she reALLY FUCKING LOVED COUNTRIES!
She watched Hetalia. It explains it all.
She learned English, Norwegian and German too. She knew how to introduce herself in French also.
Her worst enemy was: BREAD. Well all things with gluten in it. If she ate too much of it it could poison her because gluten is black magic and she's white magic and it totally make sense!
If you make her angry, she becomes a titan, so don't.
One day she decided to write fanfictions. The End.
The moral of this story is; bread is evil.
And now you know who the fuck Frede the majestic magician is!:D
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