Keeping Up With Satan (parody) - Dedicated to senpai

_\Chapter 5/_

SANTA AND SATAN HAVE THE SAME LETTERS !!1!
One day, I woke up.
No I'm not dead. I think.

And I thought.
Yes, as the verb thinking meaning of using thoughts.
Yes, I have a dictionnary next to me.
And I noticed something important.

Satan and santa have the same letters... Could it be?

"OH OH OH MATES! I GOT A HANDFUL OF GIFTS FOR YOU ALL!"
I see the queen throwing tea bags in the air to random people.

"Mummy, you never told me Santa was British!"
"I-I didn't know either, s-son."

And then she just goes away with her flying bulldogs.

Then I hear a yell.
"AAAAAAAH DLSNDKSKSFBW"
That's got to be Frede.
"THERE'S NEW HETALIA ORIGINAL ART OMGG"
Yes. That's her.
And then another yell.
"WTF OMFG WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT"
Oh. That's got to be the queen reading her fanfics again.
"THEY FOUND A NEW FUCKING DINOSAUR I CAN'T EVEN"

But WAIT!
Who likes dinosaurs as much as she does??
Who likes Phan as they were her own sons??
Who swears as much as her????6?
Who writes fucked up fanfictions??
*gasp*
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AKA SATAN AKA SANTA IS-

THAT WHAT YOU'LL KNOW, I-

blue and brown - a phanfiction by @immabesatanthequeenmemetrash

Phils POV;
i saw a guy 2day, n he actualy talked 2 me! his name was dan, i dont know his real name tho. he has gigantic brown chocolate cinnamon wood dirt eyes. there so brown it makes me melt. thats all i know about him, and im in love with him.

Dans POV:
im a badboy lolzor

Phils POV:
i really like him. i only saw him for a minute but it was love at first site.
i think im going to kiss him tomorow. i stalkd him, so i know his phone number

Dans POV:
"ZEEBRAAS! ZEEEBRA!", i murmured
i really am a badboy

Phils POV:
i heard a faint sound, then looked down. dan was on his knees and was singing a song about bacon that no one knows, wile dancing. inshould stop flyin now.
Dan's P.O.V:
"phil, im pregnant."
he smiled and told me:
"were going to name him 'dil' so that when he grows up he gets bullied and they will all call him 'dildo'."
i nodded then kissed Phil on the cheek. i replied:
"what a great idea. youre so smart loll!"
he blushed, then I blushed, then he even blushd more, than I blushed even more than him.

Phils POV:
oh wait im not flying.

Fangirls POV:
"i knew phil could be on the top!", i told my friends while chuckling
they dont even know were spying on them!!
"dans such a badboy.", another girl said, while screaming hysteratically
"arent you supposed to be with harry?", I told her.
"well he dumped me then we kinda made out then i dumped him. but now its okay"
one of my friends asked her
"what your secret?"
she laughed then said
"im illuminati now. do u guys want to join us?
then we ran away, killing everyone.
and this is how i started worshipping iannthony as well
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loolll i hope you guys liked the end thank u for reading xx it means so much to me THAT I HAVE ONLY 2 READS I WILL DESTROY YOUR EYES WITH MY TEA SPOON :)