1st Scenario (submitted by LunaMaize)
"I'm a rebel!"
"You? A rebel? Ha! That's too funny Johnny. The only time I have ever heard you being 'rebel' is when you didn't brush your teeth one night. Apparently your parents found out so they washed your mouth out with soap. So the next time you are gonna be a 'rebel', don't get caught. Moronic idiot."
2nd Scenario
"Whatever you do, don't look down."
"Thanks for the heads-up Johnny. There's me, you, and 4 other guys walking along a bridge and below us is about three great white sharks. I'm pretty sure we know what's down there. Oh snap Johnny. I'm looking down! HEY PISSHEAD. IM LOOKING THE FUCK DOWN."
3rd Scenario
"Wait! I can explain! This isn't what it looks like!"
"Really Johnny? Because it looks like you're back in bed fucking your fucking ex. I told you not to go back to her. Didn't I Johnny? ANSWER ME DIPSHIT."
A/N: If you want any more, lemme know.
