Do you want to know why I'm so empty. I don't think it's because Gravity Falls is over. (But it's still part of it)
My fag of a brother, Kegan AND Kalleb, both got new phones. So did Kalleb's girlfriend, Alexis only because Kalleb accidentally broke her phone.
So Kalleb is at my house on Saturday for 4 hours with Alexis. He brags about his new tablet and his new phone. Also about how Kegan got a new phone and same with Alexis.
Then something hits me. So I get up, put my Romeo's on, and go to the neighborhood cat, Mocha Latte (Mocha). I tell her how I'm feeling as she tears my thighs open.
So my two half-brothers and one of their girlfriend's gets an upgrade.
Do you see my point? No? Did I say anything about me getting an upgrade? No? Well then. I think Kalleb deserves a nice and clean letter.
Dear Kalleb,
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS MY UPGRADE. YOU'RE FUCKING BRAGGING ABOUT IT AND AFTER I'M GONE FOR AN HOUR WITH MOCHA, YOU'RE BITCHING THAT I WAS GONE TOO LONG. WELL YOU WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!!???!! BECAUSE WHEN I CAME BACK:
A- YOU WERE STILL THERE.
B- YOU WERE STILL BRAGGING ABOUT THE UPGRADE
C- MOM TOLD YOU TO STOP BRAGGING BECAUSE I FELT LEFT OUT BUT YOU STILL DID BECAUSE. YOU'RE. A. FUCKING. WASTE. OF. TIME.
Not sincerely 10000000%,
Your fucking loser of a brother
So, Kegan and Kalleb share a father. His name is Tom and he is my godfather. Me and Tom are not bloodline related. So I see where I fit in with the family.
He buys me $60 shoes and thinks that's it. Well, time to find someone to murder and make it look like a suicide. Have anyone in mind?
Lemme know in the comments! 😀🔨⚒🛠⛏🔩🔧🔪💣🔫⛓⚙⚔🗡💊💉
(Those are the weapons I will have.)
