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Chapter 10- Been On

Danny

"Baby, I don't think that's how it feels." I told Jade as she tried to explain the way that she thought childbirth felt. "I'm telling you, this girl at my old church, Shamira, she has eight kids, she said it just felt like taking a shit from yo vagina." She said taking a bite of ice cream. I noticed that she never uses a bowl, her reasons remain unknown.

"Maybe cause she done already pushed eight out of that muthafucka, how many baby daddies she got?" I asked her in all seriousness but I think she thought that I was tryna be funny because she was laughing. "Don't judge her, she only has nine." My eyes jumped the fuck outta my head.

"Only?! How in the fuck, does she have more baby daddies than she does babies? Shit I'm glad she go to church cause her pussy need Jesus."

"Danny stop! She has a set of twins and they have different daddies somehow. At least she ain't gotta work, all her baby daddies got money." She said like it was cool.

"I don't give a fuck. After we have our first kid, you can't fuck with nobody else cause I don't want you having more than one baby daddy." I told her partially because I didn't want her being with anybody else, and partially because I was being considerate.

She didn't need a bad rep. "Well we gone be married when we have our first kid, so I won't be with nobody else." She said with an innocent voice. I just rolled my eyes at her, she knew that I wanted to marry her, just not now but she was making it hard making me wait for sex.

I mean it's worth it cause when it finally happens, ima blow her fucking back out for it, but a nigga got needs you feel me? But I mean, she doing her thing, holding her man down for now.

"Jade, stop smacking on that damn ice cream." Marco playfully mugged her.

"Nigga, shut up. Stay out my damn mouth." She said eating another spoonful. "I ain't in ya mouth, but my brother is." He smirked and my mouth dropped but a smirk formed on her face. "Are you mad cause he ain't in yours?"

"Aw, what the fuck? Man, ew." Marco's face matched mine which read pure disgust. "Don't say no shit like that ever again." He told her and she laughed at him, "Then don't come for me." She said simply, and started smacking on purpose. She wasn't even smacking, he just wanted to fuck with her.

"I don't like yo high yellow ass." He mugged her, "And I don't like you, you banana starburst looking nigga." She yelled back and I couldn't help but crack up. It was late at night and we were downtown at the lookout, Jade insisted on getting snacks first since we insisted on getting her high for the first time. She was like some Autobot or some shit cause she was on her third blunt of Kush and still wasn't high. Halfway through the blunt though, her eyes started to drop low, and she just started laughing. Out of nowhere too.

"Aw, shit. We done got her high." Kim laughed. I noticed her look at her blunt and put it back down. "I feel like...like I can fly right now." Jade laughed and I instinctively wrapped an arm around her. "Well don't try, cause you'll die." I told her making sure she couldn't move because she would fall.

"Okay but don't yell at me because I love you and it's not nice to yell at me." She whined with a pouty lip. "I ain't even yell at you." She just stared at me blankly. "Y'all I got a real life question." She said and we all looked at her trying to contain our laughter.

"Well I wanna hear the fake life question first." Marco snickered but my poor baby just looked confused. Her mouth opened to respond and quickly shut. "Ain't no fake life question." She said that we just started cracking the fuck up. "Baby stop laughing at me!" She said playfully pushing me.

"Okay, damn. Heavy handed ass, bout to kill us both." I told her getting off the ledge and pulling her up with me. "Sorry. But baby, if I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?" That was a good ass question.