Norway's Dia- I mean Journal

Part 34

THE SHIP IS ABOUT TO SAIL IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES

CANT
EVEN
START
TO
TELL
YOU
HOW
I
FEEL
GAH

My sanity is broken.
I'm talking to a book. Well writing.

Sureeeeeeee

WTF GREENLAND
IM TALKING TO A BOOK ARNT I
DID YOU DO ANYTHING.
IM SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS.

Suuure

Not you too Little Bro.

*Real life time cause Iggys scones have made me delusional*

I closed my diary and put it down on the table next to me. I walked up to a mirror and stared into my reflection. Blond hair, purple eyes, pale. I was nothing special. My fringe made me look like a girl including my body. I touched the little cross pin that Mathias had given me a long time ago. It reminded me of the promise we made: to stick together forever. It seemed kinda far fetched at the time but now it seemed possible.

I felt arms snake around my waist and somebody whispering in my ear.
"You look so cute Norway!"

I jumped, looked in the mirror and saw Mathias staring at me (in the mirror). He was wearing a red suit and a white tie. Flag colours. That's what Finland had said to wear. I was wearing a red suit as well but with a blue tie and Iceland was the exact opposite to me. I turned around and lightly smacked Mathias on the arm.
"You scared me douche"
"But you know you love me!"
"Say that again and I might rethink it"

I said that playfully but I could see the panic in the Danes eyes. I stood up on my toes and kissed him on the lips. He always tasted like bacon. Weird thought I know but it's true.

"OMG DENOR..... I mean the weddings about to start so get your asses ready........ That did not sound right." A silver haired girl was standing in the doorway with a large red hoodie and a short white skirt.

"Aren't you suppose to dress a little nicer"
"Says the one who looks like he just woke up"
"Albino"
"Pig face"
"Danish seal killer "
"Fisse"
"Eskimo" (cause apparently this is a rude word in Greenland.)

And with that Greenland disappeared and Denmark was thinking about what he just said.

"To harsh?"
"Waaaay to harsh"

I quickly dragged Denmark out of the room and into the chapel. We quickly sat down next to Iceland, who was looking as awkward as ever, and Greenland who had her hoodie up and face covered. She kinda looked pissed. Need to her was her three other friends Moscow and Beijing but the third I have know idea.

The music started to play and Finland walked down the isle carrying a banquette of flowers. He reached the front of the church (I don't know what this is called but, imagination!) and turned to face Sweden. A vale dropped over his face. God was the priest for this wedding so tugs were going to be intresting.

"We are here to wed these to gay people."

Some people cheered.

"Now I have no idea how a wedding works so just exchange the rings I guess."

They exchanged rings.

"And now you may kiss the groom"

Sweden pulled off Finland's vale and kissed him. Everyone started to squeal and Greenland, Iceland and the shipping crew started to take pictures. Finland carried Sweden out and threw the bouquets of flowers. The flowers flew into the air and landed in Denmark's hands. He cheered and pulled me into a warm embrace. He whispered in my ear. "You and me are going to be next." I blushed and quickly pulled out of his embrace. "Don't say such things in public for goodness sake."
"Oh come on! In wasn't even dirty!"
"Still. People are staring"

It was true. Some people were staring. But I got embarrassed easily so it was enough to make me feel uncomfortable. He held my hand and pulled me outside.

*Time skip cause Alfred got bored*

Denmark drove me home cause Finland and Sweden were going on their honeymoon and Iceland had gone to Hong Kong's house with something to do with eating dumplings. Greenland was trying to stay out of Denmark's way and was going to Luciano's house.

I took off my suit and changed into my oversized shirt that I loved to wear when I was alone or with Denmark or alone with Denmark. "HEY NORGAY WANNA WATCH A MOVIE!"
"Fine"
"ITS ON MY LAPTOP CAUSE I DOWNLOADED IT"
"I'll get your laptop"

I quickly ran into The Danes room and found his laptop under the bed along with other things. My eye caught sight of something that I never thought the Dane would read.

I quickly grabbed the laptop and ran downstairs, my face bright red. Denmark caught sight of my face and turned bright red as well.

"Ummm... Can I ask where you found my laptop?"
"Under your bed"
"So you saw them?"
"Yeah, but you are a dude after all"

His face turned an even darker shade of red and turned to face his laptop.

*Back to the Diary cause France gave me something good to eat.*

WTF
WTF
OMG

WTF HAVE I SEEN

I FOUND YOU KNOW WHAT MAGAZINES UNDER THE DANES BED

CANT COMPREHEND

WAIT MY BROTHER IS DIRTY?
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT

I KNOW RIGHT
WHO KNEW YOU TWO HAD SO MUCH IN COMMON.

We don't. We have many things not in common for example I'm a virgin and he's not.

What?
Danes done the Doo.

Yup. It was really long ago.

And Iceland?

Hahahahahahaha..... You weren't kidding? Come on. He's the most socially awkward person I have ever met.

Well that's good.

Have fun at your boyfriends house!

HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND FOR PETE SAKE.

If you say so.

956 words!

Also I haven't been too a wedding before so that was all just a guess. And that's why it's bad.

This took two days to write. Appreciate it.

Bye My Doitsu Army!