Norway's Dia- I mean Journal

Part 20

Hallo!

I have turned into a girl. (I blame England). I don't know what the hell happened. I just woke up and I was a girl.

Boom! Girl!

I guess I could have had it worse. Finland is on his Period XD I laugh now she's really scary. Think of this. A teenager in the morning without coffee or phone who cannot go outside.

That is damn scary.

And Greenland's turned into a boy. It's really weird since she's taller than me ands Ice now. And he- his voice is deeper. So deep. It's really weird. Everyone is weird.

But he always goes to Luciano's house. He didn't go today.

I should tell you how everyone looks now.

Sweden is still really tall. But she has got really long hair in a ponytail. Greenland helped her do it it because she couldn't. She still has the same cloak but she has a skirt now.

Finland's got two low pigtails. She got a little blue army dress and it's so cute!
If she didn't want to kill anybody.

Iceland has really long wavy hair. She literally just put one of her rally large shirts on and headed to Hong Kong's house.
I wonder what happened.

Denmark.

Denmark.....

God just the thought of her makes me blush.

Seriously.

Her boobs are bigger than Ukraine's.

And she keeps showing them off as well.

Urgh.

Her outfit is just the same except the coat and shirt are cut to show her bust. She also has really messy hair.

Why Dane.

WHY???

Well I guess Sweden's boobs are kinda big.

Me you ask. (You probably didn't ask)

Sailors outfit, long hair and flat chested.

Yay.

Fuck you God.

Fuck you.

Now that I think about it Greenland looks like Prussia.

Just with pink eyes.

And a curl.

And there is Luciano wondering what is going on.

Why must he always climb through windows?!

Urgh this is going to be weird.

—time skip brought to you by Denmark's ego—

So here's what happened

So Luciano climbed through the window and looked at us. One by one. And it was really awkward.

Then he turned to Greenland and said.

"What the fuck is going on?"

He told him that we didn't know.

I hope England fixes this or I am going to kill him.

HEY PATATOS

How did you like the new chappie?
I know it was sad but now it's random.
Maybe it will get sadder? Just depends on my mood.
It's the long weekend for me cause it's a public holiday!
HORAY!

Also

I am officially a Otaku!
I don't know if it's a good thing or bad thing.
All my friends are getting pretty annoyed
My Best Friend is use to it. But the others aren't.

Anyway

Bye my Doitsu army!