Part 1

300 9 2
                                    

Hello random crap book,
Also known as my Dia- I mean Journal....
Yup journal.

Well Denmark gave me this shitty book. So I guess I have to write in it.
What do boys my age write I wonder?

'Hello it's a beautiful day outside with lots of sunshine and no rain. Everything was perfect!'
Too Cheerful

'I played on my laptop today without talking to anyone. I also texted my boyfriend twice. I'm so social.'
Too antisocial (kinda reminds me of Iceland)

'I stared at everyone today and they got freaked out.'
Who even writes this?!

'Today I annoyed everyone and my special someone hit me with a paddle. Any way I've got a major crush on Nor-'
Wait no. I'm not impersonating Denmark's diary. No. Not at all.

I think I'm just going to write my way and a lot of random crap too.
But I'm throwing this away...
Yup..

I'm throwing it away.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok I'm back

I was bored. Ok. There was no more coffee because some one (hint Denmark) drank it all,
And plus I would like to have a friend that understood me for once in my life. I'm not very good at expressing myself.

Unless it's Iceland (he still won't call me big brother)
Or fighting
Or swearing
Or just getting really annoyed
Or hitting Denmark because he's kinda cu- I mean idiotic. He's so damn idiotic. Not cute not at all.
But I wonder how he's like shirtless. Wait. I can't rub this fucking thing out.
I need to find a pencil.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So HEY Guys this is my new book. Warning
-I won't update that often unless it's the holidays and I have nothing better to do. You know what I post about every three days so high five me.
- when I feel like writing I will write the whole fucking book
- I swear a lot (sorry peace keeper. You know who you are)
- my OC is going to be in this book. Her name is Greenland. So original right. *sarcasm included*
- if you want your OCs in this you can just leave a comment! And I will happily slot him/her/it/gender neutral in the book
- yeah I think that's about it

Norway's Dia- I mean JournalWhere stories live. Discover now