coffee

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the girl like always works at starbucks or some random ass coffee shop and then meets the boy by either spilling coffee on him or he leaves his number for some whatever reason?? and then the 'creative' story goes on from there.

early as fuk in the morning:

i woke up from my beauty sleep but my ugliness didnt go away, why is this?

anyways, i look at my clock and its the ass crack of dawn, time for work to make that $$$$$$

i slip on my uniform for starbucks. bet u thought i was a fuking stripper huh?

well i am but shhh

ANYWHO,, i drive my scooter to work because im so fucking broke and thats why I have this job because minimum wage pays for my iphone 6S and somehow the rest of my money randomly appears idk how

oh yeah bc of my night job $$$$$$$

i bust the door open and try to make coffee as best as i can but i honestly dont know how i got this job

a cute ass white boy thats 💯💯💯💯 comes in and he bites his lip ring that it falls off.

holding the coffee i run to pick it up as a sovenier and then i trip and the coffee spills all over him.

"what the fuk yo /:" the sexy ass white boy says and i tremble so hard because his sexalious presence is killing me 😩💯🙌🏼

"im so (not) sorry! my name is abby but u can call me anytime" i say trying to wink

he giggles and hands me his number

today was great

a few days later i find out that he is cheating on me even though we arent dating so i shat in his coffee and he died

#noregrets but he was so fine damn

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