So in every fanfiction ever made in history, there will always be a party. BECAUSE BABY BE THE LIFE OF A PARTYYYY, okay I'm done. Anyways, parties aren't a bad thing. It's cool, whatever. BUT, let's talk about this.
To Abby;
Abby I am in love with you
From Abby:
Ashton you're drunk af go home
To Abby:
Can we fuck when I get home
HOLD THE PHONE. How could you possibly text so normally and accurately if you're that drunk?? BE REALISTIC HERE OKAY.
Also...
I smiled at calum and he showed off his pearly whites !1!2!9 omggg then he walked away
When i turned around to find Ashton I cried because a girl was giving him a lap dance and fucking him on the couch but we aren't together so it shouldn't matter
I can't admit my feelings now !1'!11!
Ashton's hazel eyes (which makes every girl swOON) lock with mine and his eyes widen, pushing the girl off of him.
"I am so sorry Abby!"
"Don't talk to me you man whore"
But y'all aren't dating so why are you dying inside!! You can't say anything unless he's actually with you so abs, chill your flat ass out.
ALSO YOUR COMMENTS ARE ALL GOLD. Similar to what zo said, it's awesome to see how you guys react to this. THANKS SO MUCH BABES.
lots of love, hope life's good!
xo e
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