Fuck Labels , Mix It Up Fairy Way

CHAPTER 4:OF COURSE,THE MOST PARANORMAL SHIT ARE THE EXPLANATION TO MY LIFE

''First of all my name is Artemis and i am the Queen. I am going to start giving you the basic history lessons of our people or else you are not going to understand shit and my patience is very little so please do not interrupt me unless it is absolutely necessary. Okay?''

I nod positively and shut my big mouth hoping that no stupid ass questions will flow out of it accidentally.

"The oldest desiphered historical artifacts that we have, desribe a situation where we were living happily with the human race. Not just us but all the races the shifters, ghouls, vampires, nephilims, elves, nymphs and many more species. Everyone and everything that existed in those years were in peace with each other. After a few centuries of living in harmony with all those species some of them decided that they should be treated as superiors because of their special skills and tried to enslave all the rest. Of course no one was willing to be enslaved, so after a lot of compomises and the collaboration of everyone involved we created laws that would keep the peace between us and prevent any future attempt of a species to overrule the others. Those rules were at first based on one of the species keeping the peace, but none of them agreed to let someone else have that much power over them ,so all the species divided themselves in four completely different sections. Out of the four sections the best in terms of inteligence, physical training etc. and the most trustful would have extra training and would finally be a part of the A.S.U.P.O group."

"Is that an STD or a kind of soup?" my stupid train of  thought crashes, before i can stop it.

"Remember when i said to not interrupt me when i talk?"

"Yeah." 

"I meant that you have to comply to that rule for the rest of the conversation and not only for the first three seconds of it ."

"Hey don't be mean i am really trying here,the gene of silence was stolen from me while i was still in the womb, it is not my fault it was just how i was born i didn't have a say in it. Just like i didn't have a say in being a fairy if i could choose to be something supernatural i would definitely be something cooler than a fairy. I would be a superhero or a ninja or a shadowhunter or even a shifter."

"Seriously? It's obvious that you know very little about the supernatural world or you would know that shifters were very ugly from the beginning of their existence and because unlike humans they couldn't evolve or adapt as easily to their surroundings, they observed the way humans grew up and through magic and nature they managed to control the way they look so they could become prettier and finally stop them from being slayed by any species who looked at them and considered them an immediate threat. The shifters as you know them today are just doing the same thing but they can copy everything the humans do. Things like plastic surgery, color their hair, wax or even become from a man a woman and many more. All these things the humans do, they copy instinctively but they still have low IQ's and always have to come back to their real form at midnight until the next days sun rises and they start all over again. Where do you think the Cinderella story came from? A shifter girl just wanted a man to love her after midnight. The fairy-tail was put together by many people during the years and became the one you are familiar with."

"If you are going to talk so much about things that i am not even interested in every time i interrupt you i am going to glue my lips together just to make sure i wont talk."

"Good now that you learned that lesson along with a bunch of unnecessary information we can start talking about things that you are actually interested in or at least you need to know. Where were we?"

"You were talking about the soup group."

"Oh ,yes. The A.S.U.P.O. group consisted of four categories. First are the Guerreros ,those who vow to fight ,to protect the common interest of the people and always make sure that justice is served. Imagine them as the supernatural police-army force . Try not to annoy any of my guerreros because they are probably going to challenge you to duel with them and you are going to get handed with an ass that looks just like yours." she smiles as if she would love for me to do just that and then continues.