Fuck Labels , Mix It Up Fairy Way

CHAPTER 13: SPOONING AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE. WAY TOO EXCITING FOR ME

LEXI

I have no idea what time it is. I remember falling asleep in the car while the lovebirds were having a love fest right in front of me and almost causing me to barf. I turn around in my covers to find a watch or a phone, but instead i find something unexpected. Thomas. I don't mean Thomas casually standing by a door or sitting on a chair. I mean Thomas in bed with me. He moves for a second and i am pretty sure he is awake , so i can find what the chocolate fudge happened last night, but he is not awake. He just moved enough to put his sexy arm all over me , to pull me close and spoon me!With his spooning act you get the extra benefit of something pointy down there. And i am like, Fuck!

What do i do? Do i wake  him up? Do i scream? Do i just push him away and run for my freedom?

I have no idea what to do. So i do the first thing that comes to my mind,i push him out of the bed. He falls to the floor in an oumf!

"What the fuck?" he says with his super sexy groggy morning voice.

"I kind of pushed you  out of the bed"
"Why would you do that?" he says with an annoyed look.

I look down to his 'special/secret' area and say "You were poking me and holding me in a spooning prison"
He looks down to his junk. His face gets red and he heads to the bathroom.

After he 'takes care ' of his not so little problem he comes back to the room where i did what i always do ,i turned to my other side and fell asleep. His face now has the serious look. He nudges me to wake up (in a more polite and proper way this time) and i do.
''Sooooo, what happened last night?'' I ask, sleepily.
''Nothing happened''
''And by nothing you mean what?''
''I actually mean that nothing  happened. You just fell asleep like the dead in the car and despite my efforts to wake you up ,you didnt. So being the polite person that i am i didnt leave you in there to die from lack of oxygen and i brought you in my bed to sleep comfortably.''
I guess he is nicer than he looks.
''Okay i believe your explanation because it has truthful points'' like the fact that i sleep like the dead.
''Thank you ,and i am sorry for before'' he said.
''It's okay i know basic biology and it is common logic what caused that. By the way we wont have to sleep together during the whole time we are here right?''
''Nope, it is just that yesterday they had only prepared one bedroom and i was too tired to sleep on a couch''
I get up from bed and for the first time i actually notice what i am wearing. It's my underwear and a t-shirt. Not my t shirt and no pants! I turn so i can look him in the eyes and use my lie detector superpower. 
''Hey you perverted black hole of the fruitcake universe why am i only half dressed?''
''Because i-i em you know just kind of tried to make you comfortable by taking off your shoes but then you started getting undressed on your own and i swear i didn't even got tempted to take a pick while you were doing well- that but i couldn't leave you like that so i gave you one of my shirts''
Great not only a superfabulishious sexy dude watched me getting undressed me while i was not even conscious but he didn't even got tempted to look at me while i was almost naked. You just grabbed my confidence, stabbed it in the heart, burned it and then gave it to a psychopathic murderer. Douche.
''Thank you for not looking but despite of you being a decent human being you are also an ass-face''
He is weirded out by what i just said.
''Why am i an ass-face?''
''Because really you weren't even tempted to look ,how fugly do i seem to you?''

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THOMAS

''Because really you weren't even tempted to look, how fugly do i seem to you?''
I am not sure if she just said that. She is a woman and has boobs ,i didn't look and it is still my fault? What the fuck is wrong with the female population of earth no matter what you do it is still your fault. If i look i am a pervert, if i don't look i am an ass-face! What am i supposed to say to her? I woke up smelling her hair like a creepy dude and spooning her and some other stuff and well liking it and, yeah whatever. Now what do i answer her? Oh,i know!