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CHAPTER 2 WHY DO WEIRD STUFF ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

I slowly open my eyes, thankfully the light is dim so i don't get blinded. My left arm i numb so i look down to see the reason. My body is wrapped in two strong, manly arms in a bridal hold 1.5meters off the floor. -- FLASHBACK--. I remember the pool, the argument, Mr. Stranger McHottie, oh shit!. I look up and see his blue-green eyes staring back at me and i react how anyone would have reacted to their abductor, i punch him in the face. Unfortunately i didn't think about the fact that he was the only thing between me and the floor before i punched him. He let go of me, his hands flying to his -now-bleeding nose and i just fall on the beautifully carved marble floor on my back from 1.5 meters high. Ouch. There is a Cypriot proverb that roughly translates to beauty is worth the pain well right now i can support that the proverb is wrong because no matter how pretty the floor is , it is definitely not worth my pain.

''Son of a pot smoking cucumber plant!'' i lash out as i try to feel the back of my head where the most by body hit the floor with the most force. My back hurts as well but it pales in comparison to the massive headache starting to take roots in my head.

''I would say i am sorry but you are the one who punched me in the face.'' he says in a more high pitched voice holding his nose trying to stop the bleeding.

''And you kidnapped me from my pool i am the one who is more wronged in this conversation buddy so don't go all you punched me first on me!'' 

As he helps me to get up on my feet from my face meet floor introduction, i take a look around. We are in a long corridor it looks endless yet it's so beautiful that i don't think anyone would want it to ever end. The floor is a beige kind of marble carved with beautiful images of people in their everyday lives in the past. There are people building houses on trees, women taking care of their kids ,men hunting in a forest and many other pictures that show life as it used to be. The wall on my left is completely made out of a kind of vine and from the little gaps between the vines natural light flows in, making me realize it's at least midday. The left wall is a waterfall , and i actually mean a waterfall the light going through the tons of water that fall mankind it sparkle like there are little diamonds falling along with the water. I look up in an attempt to understand from where the water comes and i see something completely shocking. The roof is an endless piece of glass where the water falls so we are literally in the middle of a waterfall. I am wonder-struck by this place so i reach out my hand and my fingertips go through the water running and it feels amazing.

''It is quite a spectacular sight for someone who hasn't seen it before.'' he rumbles once more back in his usually deep voice, no longer holding his nose.

''Yes it is.'' I mutter suddenly seeing two of him.

''What did you do to me?'' i ask in a state of complete confusion.

''Huh?'' he just looks at me as if not understanding what i am  talking about.

''I'm diz...'' I didn't even finish what i was saying i just grabbed on to him as my lightheadedness took over me, i stumble a bit before i realise that once more my brain is giving up on me.

***

JACKSON

''Fuck.'' I yell.

Why did she fall? Who is this girl and why was i the one sent to get her, not once but twice? We have more than  a few active agents available to go fetch her it didnt need to be me. She is amazing, she's the first person to have made me smile in a long time, and with what? With her attempt to swear at me. This little hotheaded woman is going to cause a lot of trouble around here, but first we have to find out why she passed out. My ingenious theory is that she smashed her head hard on the stone floor when i dropped her. I kinda feel guilty so i quickly take action. I take the first turn to the right to get her to the infirmary,  once i've dropped her there and informed the healers of what happened i head towards the training hall to find the queen to report that i found her. It's going to be a couple of interesting weeks.