Fuck Labels , Mix It Up Fairy Way

CHAPTER 5: HOME SWEET HOME,OH THE TERRORS WE WILL FACE!

It has been a week since my birthday and i am still debating with myself whether or not i am crazy. I know the human brain can make up a lot of shit up when it is under pressure but really? Fairies and shifters and groups named after soups? My brain must be even less funny than my personality because that was like a bomb joke in a fucking plane made of paper. But if i am the one that made all that shit up then i have an incredibly amazingly super duper hot as rocked fuel in a volcano imagination in the mens category and that is what proves me that those things actually happened , the fact that even my cracked up brain wouldn't be able to imagine all that hotness unless it was swimming in cocaine, which it was not, since i checked once i got my first break on my shift at the hospital which thankfully let me of with a warning instead of firing me for my missing hours. You know when you see fairies you really should have a drug test just to be sure someone didn't roofie you. I just finished my late shift and it's like 3 am and i am waiting for my co-worker Adelaine to come outside so we can go home, it is so nice to have someone to walk with and because she lives in the building next to mine it is possible. Just as i finish the coffee i was drinking she exits the hospital's main entrance.

''Hello girl ,what took you so long?''

''I was looking for my phone but then i remembered that i gave it to a boy whose mother had just given birth."

"Why would you do that?"

"He was crying and i asked him why and he said that his little sister needed a cool name but he could only think of Robin for Batman's sidekick so i told him that if his parents agree then Robin can be a name for girls too but he didn't believe me so i gave him my phone to google it but there was an emergency at the moment and i left and i forgot my phone, anyway a moment ago when i remembered that i gave it to him i went and found his mother and she told me that Robin is a great name and gave me my phone. It was an exciting day and i helped name a baby that is so cool!"

"Yeah it sure is despite of the randomness of what you are saying. Now lets get home before i get superhuman freezing abilities and attempt to conquer the world because batmoboy and his sister will chase me"

"Its not that cold don't be winy"

"I am not winy"

"Yes you are"

This conversation continued while we were walking home. After we passed my favorite pool, i know we are about two blocks from home ,but i have the feeling that someone is watching me so i walk slower and try to observe if there is someone staring me. But no luck, this has been happening for a day or two and i feel kind of paranoid and i am thinking of side effects from the drugs the fairy-people gave me. It is getting really annoying so i tell Adelaine to stop for a minute.

"Ade i feel like someone is watching me can you stop walking for a min?"

"Are you serious, if you think someone is watching you then walk faster not slower!"

I think of it again and i dont want anything to happen to Ade because of me so i continue walking.

''Okay, okay lets go home"

When we finally reach home i say goodnight to Ade and head upstairs to my apartment.

A FEW DAYS LATER

Today i have the morning shift and i am getting ready to go to work but Ade is sick and i am going to go check on her before i leave so i can take her my mums magic healing soup. I walk across the street and find her apartment, when i knock on her door she comes to let me in , and i think that she is on her deathbed sick, she is wrapped in two blankets, in her pajamas, so pale that you would think she died a week ago and holding a packet of tissues in one hand and a trash bin in the other.