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CHAPTER 10: HOCUS-POCUS WITCHY ROCKERS

I am still standing outside the room where the witch is,having an inside self mini panic attack. Rico, Thomas and Hulk are standing around me. Their macho manliness - i can kick anyone's ass- attitude is , for the first time not working in calming my ass down. My heart is beating so fast i think it's going to blow up , because i am walking to my possible death. I must get my shit together and calm down before i go in the room because i am pretty sure witches can smell fear. I think Rico feels my panic.

"Chica, it's going to be alright we are going to be there and the room is safeguarded against any deadly or black magic. Stop worrying"

"I am calm" I inhale deeply "What do you mean, do i seem not calm , this is my super calmness" i say super fast.

The boys are all looking at me with identical looks of -it's okay to be scared-.

"Little lady i've got your back chill" says Hulk. The fact that this giant likes me enough to say that and mean it makes me feel safer. Safe enough for me to gather all the tiny little leftovers of the balls i used to have (Not literally) and put them together so i can finally enter the room.

I put my hand on the handle and turn, the door slowly opens to reveal something i never expected. The boys behind me stiffened and are ready for anything, with their hands on their knife belts.

What do i see when i open the door?

Just guess what i see.

I see a dark skinned woman sitting cross- legged on a wooden table in hippy, colorful clothing. She even has the scarf on her head as a bandana and wears a long weird patterned see through skirt with rainbow -tights.

For a second i am too focused on her clothes to see her hair. She has amazing kick-ass dreadlocks long enough to be touching the table. I am still way too surprised to say anything when she smiles her best smile at me and waves her hand in front of her in the international it's nice to meet you lets shake hands greeting. I reach to shake hands with her when she pulls me in a hug and starts talking so fast i only get 30% of what she is saying.

"I am so glad to finally meet you , it's so exciting.... and oh my god you are so pretty and you have such a sturdy handshake... i am so sure we are going to be very good friends and.... all that stuff girls do nowadays ... by the way my name is Despoina but that sucks so everyone calls me Ppenou and that is great but it is only my first name...'' she stops to take a breath.

The boys are trying to untangle her from me and make her keep her distance but her hold on me is so strong i am pretty sure that untangling her from me would mean a large chunk of me going with her too.

She is still talking and hugging me like her life depends on it. Her life may not depend on it but mine does, if she keeps squishing my insides that hard i may pass out from lack of oxygen or internal damage ''.... and everyone calls me Ramastana because it is my last name and it fits me because i have rasta and all that stuff and maybe i can help you.... you were the only one i can talk to .....why are all these hot guys in the room with us ...."

Once i got over the genuine shock i decide to make an effort at making her stop talking so fast, in order for me to actually understand.

"Mrs Ramastana.."
"Ms, not married honey and please no formalities they make me feel uncomfortable"
"Okay, Ramastana, will you please start talking at a normal speed so i can understand everything you are telling me and not only half of it?"

"Yeah sure!!''
''Ok thanx and guys chill a bit pleaseee!''
Thomas turns and says something to the boys in a language i don't understand. It goes like ''Tu skepon aliotra maltileo loblo?**''
Both of them, Rico and Hulk say ''De**'' It's not French ,Italian, Spanish or Greek because i would at least understand a word if it was one of these,my undying curiosity is overly excited with the new mystery and i really want to know what he said ,so i 'll make sure to ask them later.
''How about we chill if you take a step or two back from the wicked old witch as she likes to call her self?''
I turn to Ramastana ''Would you be offended if i did what they proposed?''
She smiles warmly at me showing her perfect smile.
''No i am never offended Lexi,unless you touch my Rasta. You touch my rasta and you die.''
Her face goes all serious on me when she says that, so i reassure her that i won't touch her rasta.''Don't worry i can admire them without touching!''