Candor or Dauntless

Chapter Two

Christina POV

"Uriah, shut up, and grow up, nobody will ever say PANSYCAKE again." "YOU JUST DID!" He yells and runs around the room chanting, "PANSYCAKE PANSYCAKE BAKERS MAN, BAKE ME A DAUNTLESS CAKE FOR MARLENE AND ME, ROLL IT, PAT IT, BAKE IT WITH YOUR HAND, BAKE ME A DAUNTLESS CAKE FOR MARLENE AND ME!" I fall on the floor laughing, and tris steps on my hand, and I slap her leg, making her fall. Now, were both laughing our butts off on our butts. "Let's start," Zeke says, "I'll go first, since it's my house." (An i don't now why but I just thought of the song my house) "four, candor or dauntless?" he asks, "dauntless." He replies. "Well, I know you have a crush on Trissy-Poo, so play seven minutes in heaven with her." He stands up, and tris is already on her feet, waiting for him, "don't get too freaky," I tease. Zeke doesn't know that they're dating, but I do, and so does will. "They're-" "shush! Shush! Let them go at their own pace." I say trying to hint him. He gets it, and holds his mouth shut.

After a minute or two, we begin to hear moaning and squeaking, and Lynn begins to build something, and she writes, 'fourtris' on it, and puts it in a fish tank with water. It looks like a ship, and it's floating. "You.. Ship, them?" I ask. "EXACTLY!" She says clapping her hands, "I ship them." I laugh at the pun, and open the door, and see tris and Four jumping on the mattress. "Oh my god, we thought you guys were.." They fall on the floor laughing, and Uriah runs in there as well, and sits on four. "Get off!" Four shouts. "Neva!" Uriah says, and pokes him with a toothpick that has a little white paper that says Uri on it. Four throws him off, and he lands with a large thud at fours feet. "I said off." He grumbles.

We all gather back in our circle, tris sitting next to four, me next to will, and Uriah next to the fridge, and I have no clue why.. "Uriah, you know the-" "YOU KNOW WHAT ILL CHOOSE, IM NOT A PANSYCAKE!" "Okay.. Ok. Calm down. Take a shower with a guy of your choice, not including me, or will." "That just leaves Zeke!" Uriah says pointing at him. "Okay, go along." "I hate you." He says taking his shirt off. "I'll get you back." "Tris, candor or dauntless?" He asks. "Candor." "Pansycake." Uriah mumbles. "Three questions; whats fours real name, what's his old faction, and what are his parents names?" Uriah says counting his fingers. "This is supposed to be about her, not him, and how would she know?" I ask even though I know tris knows all the answers, "one, she went into fours fear sim, two, they talk about it in his apartment, and three  I may or may not follow them around, and see them secretly talking and sneaking out of dauntless hq." "One, creepy, two, creepy, and three, why do you care?" "Answer the question, 'Tris'." Uriah says. "That's enough!" I say standing up. Tris takes off her jacket, and Uriah grumbles. "Be that way." "You know, Uriah, if I didn't know better, I'd think that you like me." Tris says. "Pftt, me? Like, like you? Naw, dauntless cake." He says yanking a cake out of the fridge, and stuffs it in his face. "Okay, will candor or dauntless?" Tris asks. "Dauntless." "Call your parents and tell them you're pregnant." Will thinks for a minute, then begins to dial a number.

"Mom? Dad? I think that.. I'm pregnant." We all hold in our laughs, while his parents are laughing over the phone. He put it on speaker so we could hear. "Will, are you okay?" "No, I need a crib, baby food, bottles, diapers, I'm going to be a single mother!" Will fake cries. "Honey, it's physically impossible for you to be pregnant, statistics show-" "mom, it was a dare." He says then hangs up, turning red. "This isn't funny." He grumbles.