Candor or Dauntless

Chapter eight

Tobias POV

Tori walks into the apartment, and sees us all sitting on the floor, and sits down next to us. "I assume this is candor or dauntless?" We all nod, and Uriah punches the air above him, and tris throws a pillow at his face, knocking him onto the concrete floor. "Four, candor or dauntless?" Lynn asks. "Dauntless."

"Let Christina do your makeup, and you have to keep it on for a day." I frown, but I don't turn it down. Christina squeals and she drags me into the bathroom.

After a long time, she finally squeals for the billionth time, then puts a blonde wig that has pink ponytails putting it into pigtails. "You look fabulous!" She squeals, again. She put pink eyeliner, purple mascara, blush that makes me look like a schoolgirl, and bright pink lipstick. "What the hell? I look like a-" "hmm, four, what do you look like a-a pansycake?" Uriah asks through the door. I punch the door, and my fist flies through, and stops when it makes contact with skin.

I walk out the door, Christina following, curiosity showing on her face. Uriah is lying on the ground, clutching his stomach, and Zeke is doubled over laughing at him... or me. The group catches sight of my face, and Christina tries do walk me around apparently 'showing' me off. Everyone laughs, and I keep a frown across my face.

Sometime afterward, we continue with our game, and I search for a guy that's gonna pay for my suffering. "Uriah, candor or dauntless?" He wears an evil smirk, and I return the face, making him 'spasm' he chooses dauntless, claiming he is anti-pansycake. "Let me do your makeup." His hands clutch the edge of his shirt, when I hold up a hand, stopping his actions. "Are you too.... pansycake to let me do your makeup." Calling Uriah a pansy cake really set him off. He ran into the bathroom, me following, smile plastered onto my face. This is gonna be good. For me.

Tris POV

What is up with them and makeup? I mean, Tobias did look hilarious.... but still, I can't imagine what lies in store for poor Uriah.. I mean, Tobias did threaten to call him a pansycake. We all know that is Uriah's weakness.

Uriah POV

Oh no he didn't. I am no pansycake. Fearfully, I follow four into the bathroom, and he begins to draw on me.

After awhile, he hands me a mirror, and I shriek. I have rainbow hair, a dick that's drawn next to my mouth, a mustache, unibrow, beard, sideburns. On my forehead reads  'I am a pansy cake' on my cheeks 4 is written on them, and my nose is a purple. I frown, and he takes me out of the room.

Marlene's eyes go wide, and she laughs. "Did... You ha-have to draw... The... dick?" She asks in between her laughter. I bow my head in shame, and Zeke calls me a pansycake. This is what I get. Being threatened to be a PANSYCAKE, then PANSYCAKE being written on my forehead. Oh, the irony.