tinder;p.jm

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"look closely now, hoe" chanyeol said and leaned forwards while pointing with his long fingers at the screen. he had convinced me to try this tinder dating app out. sure i wanted a boyfriend, and i thought about trying internet dating, but i'm too much of a fangirl.

kpop. the name of the hellhole i've been stuck in for the past year. this boyband in particular, bts, ruined my image of the perfect boyfriend. they are literally gods. i'm not even exaggerating one bit.

"okay so this is all connected to your facebook, nothing will be posted on there tho, and here you choose which pictures you want to show," chaneol said a little too happy while showing me how to work my future dating life. "choose your pictures now" he handed me the phone.

"i'm such a photogenic potato" i said while looking through my facebook pictures that was 50% kpop, 30% food and 20% selfies.

chanyeol sighed and took the advice from my hands again. "you're not a potato, like look at this picture, i'm considering turning straight for you." he winked my way while picking out some decent pictures.

after a while we, or should i say chanyeol, picked out 3 pictures. one was this black and white one with me and him when we went out last month, the second one was me at my aunts wedding wearing a cute but still sexy, navy blue dress, and the last one was a picture from halloween when i dressed up as a sexy cop together with chanyeol.

"omg the idiot that swipes left is so going to regret it" he told me, " now what are you going to write as your information?"

i really had no idea. there is nothing special about me really.

"overreacting crybaby that's obsessed with kpop and can cook."

i recived a glare from chanyeol. he shook his head. "okay no. hand me back the phone." i did as he told me to.

i watched his thumbs click the letters on the screen at the speed of light. no kidding.

"okay done!" he showed me the display.

'20, 5'6 tall living in seoul, south korea. private message me for more information (;'

i gave chanyeol a look. " that winky face reminds me of you watching gay porn." i said crossing my arms over my chest.

"jesus. good example tho, buuuut-" he said and  clicked 'okay' so the information would be saved. " this is great and you're so fucking lonely you need this."

i sighed for like the third time already. "fine"

chanyeol smiled happily at me and clapped his hands like a seal. he is indeed my gorgeous, overly happy gay friend.

"okay so now you swipe right if you like what you see, left if you wanna say no and there you can see how far away they are and click their profile if you want to swipe their pictures. do you get it?" he asked, standing up with me following.

i nodded.

"good girl" he said and ruffled my hair into a mess. "now i really need to go to meet my date, prince charming baekhyun." he said and tied his shoelaces into pretty bows.

"oh my god baekhyun the cute one? really? your ugly ass got a date with that hottie? damn son." i joked. chanyeol was totally into this guy he met on a cafe a few weeks ago. this is their first date and the guy is smoking hot but unfortunately gay. sigh, all the good guys just have to be gay.

"okaaaay byeee hoeee!" chanyeol said and gave me a fast hug before he ran out the door, slamming it behind him.

pliiing!

i took a look at the display showing someone sent a message.

'you have a superlike! open up tinder to find out who!'

superlike? are you kidding me? i opened up the app and saw that someone named 'park jimin' superliked me, the giant told me that it's  like better than a normal like and you can only give one every 12th hour or some shit.

OMO! park jimin tho, coincidence? there is this super hot and squishy guy aka jimin, whos in that boyband i adore, Bangtansonyeondan.

i chuckled and clicked his profile open, not expecting a pic of the actuall jimin to show.

i widened my eyes. not because i belived it, but because someone actually made a fake account for one of the bangtanboys. such a loser with no life, worse than me even. and thats fucking bad because i made a fanpage about my own myspace a long time ago. ew, myspace.

weird noises were heard. i swiped right, thinking that i removed him from my tinderpage, and closed down my phone, put it to charge, putting my now empty hands on my stomach.

"shit i need ramyun like now." i went to the kitchen to hunt for some food, leaving my phone on to charge on the livingroom table.

pling!

'park jimin: youre my first match ever, hello.'

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idek about this chapter it feels like its a bit boring ):

aNYWAYS ENJOY AND PLEASE SHARE THE STORY AND STAR IT BC ILY READER <333333333

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