tinder;p.jm

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"eyyy chanyeoool" i said as he sat down next to me in the livingroom sofa.

chanyeol had a big grin on his face while he told me about the date and told me every single detail about the 'hungry-before-dinner-sex' and the 'full-af-after-sex' and all the sex inbetween that. i did'nt have anything against him telling me, we usually do this after one of us goes on a date.

''so, did anything happen in college? or was it the same old crap?'' chanyeol said after he was done with his date talk.

''well, this one big juicy thing happened'' i said teasingly. he's a sucker for gossip.

chanyeol turned the sound down on the tv, so we missed a chuck and blair moment in gossipgirl. ''what?! are you shitting me woman? tell me.''

i smiled before telling him the story about yoongi.

chanyeol gasped. ''you touched my freaking bias.'' his eyes widened and he started touching my face, hands and even butt.

''okayokay calm ur boobies there m-" before i could say anything else a familiar pling! was heard.

jimin: do you know thereh is smoll mites livin in our eyelagaes that comes ourt at nigt ot eat theoil unsrer our eyes and to have sexualacts!@?

"what the actual fuck?"

"whatwhat? who is that?" a curious chanyeol said and took the phone out of my hands.

"that" i started, "is a tinder-troll you led me to. he says his name is 'park jimin' and he happens to look exactly like jimin in bts."

"ooooohh" chanyeol said while swiping "jimin"s pictures. "what if he actually is jimin from bts?"

"yeah right." i said jokingly. what if he actually is jimin from bts? pfttt, no he isn't what the actuall eggnog am i thinking???3!/!7181

"why don't you ask him who he actually is?" chanyeol asked while chewing on some chips.

"what difference would that make? it's not like i'm going to date him if i know who he is? he's still an egg." i said, forgetting about the message jimin sent and putting my phone away.

"you're so lonely nowadays. you need to get out more and you definitely need to get some friends." he put away the bag of chips and started to gesticulate with his hands.

"chan, why is this such a big deal? we just begun this year of college so would you chill a bit? i'm going to get-"

"baekhyun is moving in and i want you out." chanyeol interrupted me.

so many thoughts and feelings at the same time. "you only went on one date with him and now youre moving in with the guy?!" i said standing up, now furious.

"last night wasn't our first date, areum-ah." chanyeol sighed and also stood up, running a hand through his hair.

i crossed my arms across my chest. "huh, so you lied to me and are now asking me to move out? out of our apartment just because you went behind my back?" how could he do this to me? jesus!

"i'm sorry. i was planning on telling you but-" he couldn't say anything more before i cut him off.

"yeah sure. if you want me gone, then i will go." those were my last words before i grabbed my phone, charger, shoes and jacket and i was ready to go.

"Areum don't overreact! we can talk about all this!" chanyeol shouted at me. " hey! HEY! wa-" for the second time i cut him off, not by speaking, but by slamming the door shut and making my way down the street, in the cold autumn weather.

pling!

jimin: Areuuu
jimin:mmmm
jimin:i got a verjy lol drunk at dis parti and could you cum picks me up becasuse i cannot drive or i will go DIIIIIEee in a bin
jimin: *insert adress* pleeesszzz my whores being busy (((-;

what the fuck.

well i don't have a room to clean anymore so why not?

i changed route to my car and jumped in, turning the aircon on 30°c before checking the adress this so called 'jimin' sent me. now let's hope he's not a pervert looking up girls online to rape.

amen.

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well what just happened????

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