" i'm going to teach this tinder asshole a lesson for being fake"
a story in which a girl feels lonely and tries out a dating app called tinder.
lower case letters intended.
started 14/3-16
i never thought i would say this, but i might actually be FRIENDS with jimin now.
we talked yesterday and stayed up all night, just to talk to him.
he was practicing all night, but when he had the chance he texted me.
jimin: oKAY iM baCk whaTs new
areum: ur jaw, istg im looking at pics of you rn and do you know how chuBBy yoU were during no more dream area? liKE JESUS WHAT HAPPENED THAT HAS TO BE SURGERY.
jimin: excuse you, i just lost my baby weight and didn't eat for like a week (:
areum: how the fuck can you not eat that should be illegal.
i took the bag of mcdonalds fries that i ordered home, dipped them in my half melted icecream cone and ate it.
what???? eVERYONE DOES IT SHUTUTHOLE.
jimin: but u gotta admit you wanna kiss my new jaw rite (-;
areum:
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jimin: did u just meme me im-
areum: shUt iT
someone knocked on my door.
chanyeol?
nahhh, didn't tell him where i lived.
i put my precious fries away and went to see who it was.
"hello?" i said to the unfamiliar man standing in front of me.
"annyeonghaseo," the man bowed 90° before saying, "you need to move the fuck out you broke piece of shit. my friend is a cop. scadattle." then left.
oH fucK. did i mention that i spent my last 5,000 won on fries? i didn't? oh well.
i checked my phone, jimin had sent something but i went into panic mode and opened the contacts, clicking on chanyeol.
areum: LET ME IN AGAIN I AINT GOT NO MONEY areum: PLS U FUCKING POLE I CANT STAY AT THIS SHITTY MOTEL ANYMORE PAPALLALALALA PAPIIIII areum: U FUCKEN HOE!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!1!1!1!
jimin: pole? lMAO DO U KNOW HOW SHORT I AM jimin: you got a fancy ass car but you live at a motel? jez.
i looked at the screen, realizing that i had sent all that to jimin instead of chanyeol. sigh.
areum: fuck that was supposed to be sent to my roomie. sOz fAm
jimin: do you need a place to stay at though?
i was about to reject him when there was another knock at my door.
"HURRY YOUR LAZY ASS I SWEAR TO GOT ILL-" i didn't listen any further and texted jimin back.
areum: i am in desperate needs please help me lord jimin.
it can't be that bad right? since he's an idol, i can't possibly stay at his place right?
ohfuckohfuckohfuck
i'd rather live on the streets than with bangtanboys.
hOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE WITH 7 GODS I CANNOTDEALWITHTHISNO
i picked up my phone again and was going to reject once again, when jimin replied;
jimin: send me the adress and i'll be there in no time.
oh fucking asparagus.
_____ A/N: this chap sucks but so does you<3
JKJKJKK BC IM ALMOST AT 600 READS WHAT THE ACTUALL DUCK THIS BOOK SUCKS BUT YOU READ IT DID I MENTION I LOVE YOU?????? <333333
