it took about half an hour to get there, after the gps showed the wrong way like twice.
the house is really big and this big ass sign is smashed on the ground right in front of the door. i could hear the beaming loud music playing remixes of exo songs. where is jiminguy?
i rang the doorbell a couple of dozen times, and when i was about to give up and go home- oh right i don't have one of those but anyways- someone answered the door.
he was about 6'2 or something, like at first i thought it was a prankdoll or something but when he started speaking i realized he was 100% human.
"who are you?" he asked.
"uhm" i started biting my lip, a bad habbit of mine. " i came to pick up someone who goes by the name jimin? he texted me to come here and pick him up..." it was a miracle that i hadn't jumped in the car and drove away from that scary-ass place.
"oh right. wait here and i'll get him for you, miss." the tall man said before turning around to go get this jimin guy.
this is it. now i get to see who this troll really is.
5 minutes past and he still inside searching for the drunk kid. maybe i should go home? who knows who he is! maybe he's an old guy who rapes young wome-
my thoughts were interrupted when the door burst open and the tall guy came out, half carrying a shorter guy, with a paperbag over his head, where someone had painted on a mustache and some potterglasses. classic party-prank.
"here you go miss. he's extremely drunk, should i help you carry him into your car?" tall guy asked. i nodded in response.
paperbag-dude sang loudly and out of tone when he got carried into the car. it sounded like he was singing an korean version of miley cyrus 'wrecking ball'. it was worse than listening to a dying donkey.
"i scame in lie a wrechiiin baaaallll" he shouted at the top of his lungs when tall guy opened the door to the backseats before pushing the guy in.
what the fuck is this mess.
"i put the seatbelt on him, and if i were you, i would keep some distance from him," he lowered his voice when he walked up next to me, close to my ear. "he likes to kiss beautiful women when he's drunk." the tall guy said and left.
well this is going to be a long night, isn't it?
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well, yes. this happened. SORRY FOR NOT REVEALING HIS IDENTITY OOPS (;
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Fanfiction" i'm going to teach this tinder asshole a lesson for being fake" a story in which a girl feels lonely and tries out a dating app called tinder. lower case letters intended. started 14/3-16
