tinder;p.jm

0.4

finally, after a long and crazy day, i collapsed on my bed. is it crazy that i miss my bed more than my parents? well anyways, min fucking yoongi. i bumped- or should i say sat on yoongis face today. shit that sounded wrong. aNywaYs, college was fine, chanyeol didn't show though, so i guess that date went really freaking well. if you know what i mean. *insert winkey pervert emojiface*

i took off my clothes, preparing to take a shower, when my phone buzzed.

jimin: guEsS wHAT HoE

areum: no i do not know. but thats not the main problem right now. DIDYOUJUST CALL ME HOE WYD

jimin: it's okaaay, i call all my friends that. (--;-;

areum: why didn't i meet a normal person on here jfc

jimin: oh pls i am normal and hot asf, i mean look at my abs.

areum: bitch what abs? did they run away just like your girlfriend did when she realized how ugly you actually are?

jimin: the sass is reAL.
jimin: anYways this is not why i texted you.

jimin is typing...

areum: oh ffs, are you writing a poem or something???.!.?./)kr//&)?,?.?.!.

jimin: i met your bias jin today and i nearly cried his skin is so beautiful omfg i think ichanged bias i mean look at jin and then jungkook I MEANANNANANA----

areum: yOU MET JIN? TODAY? OMFG DO YOU LIVE NEAR ME? BC I MET YOONGI TODAY!!!!!?!!?!?!,!,!,!;!!:

jimin: what? you met yoongi? how?

areum: yES OMFG IT WAS SO WEIRD BUT HES BEAUTIFUL I NEARLY DIED BC CHOKING ON MY OWN SALIVA BUT THATS OKAY AND IT WAS OUTSIDE OF SEOUL ART COLLEGE WHYYY?

jimins pov.

did i meet her? was she one of the crazy fans? jesus i shouldn't have done this tinder thing. i only did it because that scumbag hoeseok made me. notice the e after the o in his name thank you very much.

jimin: I WAS OUTSIDE OF THAT COLLEGE TO MAYBE WE MET? HOW DID YOU MEET YOONGI AND NOT THE REST OF BANGTAN?????.?/)-)

i played along. i was indeed jimin from bts, but i get it that she doesn't belive me. i mean why would such a perfect man like me need an app to date while girls get wet by just looking at my veins? pfttt.

areum: don't you dare laugh i will cut your balls off.

gulp.

areum: i was on my way to college but these hygena like wolf girls ran against me so i jumped in a bush, jumpING ON THEONE AND ONLY MIN YOONGI.
areum: and i sat on his face. NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH I MEAN LIKE I FELL ON HIM DOWLSKXKIDOSOEÅFÅSKÄWÄSÄXNFÖ

i laughed. that's where yoongi hyung got his bruises from. I'm dead. i'm so going to use this against him.

areum: bUT ANYWAYS I GOTTA gO my rOomate just got home from this date with a guy and well i need to say a few words and maybe teach the whore a little about sex (-;

jimin: bye arebutt (-;

areum: istg if you called me that on purpose imma hold that promise about cutting your balls off (-;

i laughed a bit before putting my phone down and making my way to the butt-guy.

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im so sorry for this MEGAFUCJINLATE update ): my phone cracked so i couldnt see shit and i stepped on my computer making the screen all black so ive been spending the last two months in the library at the computer where you look books up.

lovE liFe.

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anyways thank you guys so much for the reads! ALMOST 100 I CRI

no but seriously why do you like this crap (-;

(even tho i gotta admit im a lil smart for coming up with this idea amirite??)

ENYOY THIS SHORT ASS CHAPTER AND ILL UPDATE WEEKLY FROM NOW ON!!!!'nwjqooae

pls love me

-my

(p.s this authors note was probably longer than the chapter idk if i should scream or eat icecream)