" i'm going to teach this tinder asshole a lesson for being fake"
a story in which a girl feels lonely and tries out a dating app called tinder.
lower case letters intended.
started 14/3-16
jimin on tinder, was actually bangtansonyeondans park jimin.
at first i couldn't believe it. maybe it was a coincidence? what if he just happened to have a wound on his face that looked like it had been ripped up by my house key, 3 nights ago???????
i think the latter was very wrong but hey.
after my 300th lap around my little imaginary circle, i finally sat down on the small stinky couch in my motel room, and grabbed my phone.
my thumbs hovered above the glass screen, hesitating before clicking on the tinder symbol.
should i text him an apology?
No.
should i confront him?
Yes.
Areum:Hey, you there? sent-11:45
i don't know which answer eas the best, that he actually was bts' jimin or if he was a pervert.
but the voices that day, so familiar, they had to belong to bts.
right????
two minutes passed and still no answer.
what a douche. jesus.
i threw my phone on the couch when i heard my stomach signaling that it needed some food.
just when i stood up, the oh so familiar pling! made me pick up my phone, and fast as fuck open the dating app.
jimin: hello abuser what do you want?????
abuser my ass, i thought.
areum: you really are the park jimin aren't you?
jimin: and you figured this out only now. watch it or army fans will come after you and tear you into pieces and make korean bbq of you.
areum: cHILL CHILL CHILLSHEJWJW JESUS
jimin: oops did i go to harsh on you, i would say sorry but i am fucking not since the skin therapist said this could cause a scar.
areum: i am so terribly sorry really, i thought you were this rapist who was going to rape me!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1
areum:
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jimin: lmao its okay jimin: aND ONNETB JEONGAHGN HE ISN SO HOT IMDBUSOAKSJENWJEJBDBSJSKS1!1!1!1!1!:):&82&2&27:6:7
lmAo WhAt? is he gay? omg.
areum: r U GAY FAM?????
jimin: no lmao i like eating pussy (:
areum:
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jimin: you've made me cry two times now.
areum: yOU MISS LULU TOOvvvvm?cv?c?c
jimin: luhan may not be in exo anymore but he is still my husband.
areum: fiTE ME HEIEBE HE IS MINE
jimin: fight how? (-; jimin:
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areum: oh ma gAwd
______ A/N: jesus what just happened
I apologize for not updating since like foReveRRR but ive got no inspiration at ALllll
so if someone wants to take over this idea of the story, dm me for details.
