Kardashing away from this mess

Dear Diary: Scott edition

"Ah ha!" Kylie said, adding to Scotts diary. She wanted to make it a little more juicy. She decided she was going to publish Scotts diary. She needed the extra cash. Just kidding! Revenge is always sweet from a diary. Especially the secret ones.
While Scott and Kourtney were away because they were watching Sharknado 3, Kylie started publishing Scotts diary. Ooh la la! She typed every little thing he already wrote down onto her computer screen, while adding a bit of stuff from her own.
Dear Scotty McScotts diary,
Its just me. But, i think that im way hotter than Tyga. I dont understand why everyone likes him. Like, what does Kylie see in that guy? That piece of crap, id rather throw him off a flight of stairs then see one of his selfies.
Since Scott didnt write a whole lot in the book, she decided to just publish what was already there. And more.
After adding more juicy gossip in the diary, she sent it to the publishers. In less than 15 minutes, they loved it! They printed over 20 copies for her to sell.
Kylie was super excited. She was going to expose Scott once and for all.
After two days of the book being out, it was already a #1 New York Times best seller.
Dear Diary: Scott Edition.
Then, Scott needed a good book to get his mind off Kylie. Suddenly, he finds a book with his name on it! He decides to read through and skims a couple pages. It sounded just like his life! And these two characters named Kendall and Kylie seem like real jerks.
After, Scott looked at the author. He wanted to read more of his/her books.
Kylie Jenner, home of the Kardashians.
"What a coincidence!"
He picked the book off the shelf and went to the cash register. Shortly after, he saw a group of screaming teen 1D fans run up to him asking for autographs.
"What's this for ladies?" Scott asked the crowd.
"You're the star of your sisters new book!"
"You cant be that stupid."
"Sign my forehead!"
"Oh, guys, I dont think this book is particularly about me. Kylie hasnt ever wrote a book before. But a few signs wouldnt hurt!"
After the autographs, Scott got skeptical. He sat down and skimmed the book more. After a bit, he saw actual pictures of him from when he was little and recent.
"Sweet niblets!" All the basic white girls were right. He dropped the book, started screaming, and had to go to the restroom to fix his makeup. Once he came out, he threw the diary in the trash and went to see Kylie.
But then, his attorney emailed him while he was driving. He realized that the book had gotten sued! Silly Scott had to go to court. Silly silly stupid Scott!