Kardashing away from this mess

The Party

Scott woke up to hearing flashing strobe lights and the sounds of screaming everywhere, dont forget the sizzle sizzle!
He unzipped his tent to see something the complete opposite of beautiful.
"What in the holy grail is going on to my house?!" He screamed to himself.
Kylie sure did use the house wisely!
On the first floor through the windows, he saw people dancing on tables and couches playing Wii Fit.
On the second floor, he saw people diving into his indoor swimming pool as Kendall was making burgers on the diving board.
In the patio, Kylie was making smores with Norm and the other Jenners and Kardashians. She looked down at Scott from above, and winked and started dancing to brag to him.
Dont forget over all, his entire house was burning on fire! Nobody really noticed, so Scott let everyone burn to their deaths. He zipped up his tent and went back to sleep.
He woke up to the firefighters asking if he was dead or alive.
"Excuse me, we need to evacuate the area. There was a house fire and luckily nobody got hurt."
Scott peeked outside the tent. He saw everyone dancing behind the firefighter on the dirt where his existing house used to be. There was barely anything left except for the first floor, and everyone took advantage of it. Even Norm, Georges murderer. He was eating all of the burgers he could get!
"No thanks, I live here. This is my home."
"The house? Um, sir, its gone."
"Silly sir! This tent is my pride and joy! Its the only thing keeping me human since the death of my best friend yesterday. I mean, he was always dead. But hes always been with me."
The firefighter started to cry.
"I'm so sorry for your loss. How old was he?"
"He was about a year old. He was always fuzzy and gave me warm hugs. I miss his claws and the way the mold would go into my nostrils, the smell of his tail warms my heart to this day."
The firefighter thought he was high on drugs, so he gave him an alcohol test. He was 100% clean! Luckily the craziness was just him being himself. He embraced the weirdness!