Kardashing away from this mess

Goat Milk George

In a chance to save money, Scott decided to shut down his house. In other words, plug out all electricity and tools and lock himself out of his own house, with the help of his pet hamster George. Sadly, he forgot that he had 7 gallons of fresh goat milk with him for food. Hopefully they dont go bad! If they do, Scott will have to face drastic measures and consequences.
Drink ! That ! Milk !
It was day 7 of living in a tent outdoors. Scott did not any dignity left inside of him, and he went absolutely crazy.
"D-do you want some milk, George? Its specially made from the goat gods just for you." He forced his hamster to chew as much rotten goats milk as he could. An hour later, George passed away in his hands due to the drastic measures of goats milk.
Since Scott started to get a bit lonely from loosing his best friend, he found a raccoon in his dumpster. He named it Sammy.
Sammy ran away the next day.
He decided the next time he would find a raccoon in his dumpster, he'd chain it to his fence so it wouldnt run away.
About the next day, Kylie and Kendall came to check on him. He hasnt shaved in weeks, he looked liked a dying hobo, and still hasnt saved or made any money.
"You look like Donald Trump. Real life trash." Kendall flicked a banana peel off Scott's head.
"Is..is that your dying hamster in the corner of your tent?" Kylie took a step back.
"Yes. Its my memorial. Dont make fun of the dead"
"Its rotting!"
"Like your body after all plastic surgeries."
"So..how are you even still alive out here?" Kendall peeked in the tent.
"Is that chewable goats milk?"
Scott was super proud. "7 gallons of it. Ive been having such a great diet. All natural!"
Kylie and Kendall looked at each other. They both wanted to help him, but at the same time give him his own reality TV show just for living outside.
Scott tried showing the girls away. They were ruining his self esteem. He was feeling it lately. He didnt want to change the love for himself!!
"Go away you dirty rats, or ill whip you with my nae nae hands."
Kylie spit on Scotts forehead, like he wasnt dirty enough! "You're the real rat here."
After the girls left, Scott sat in his tent and cried. He got on his phone for the first time in weeks, and went on Buzzfeed. Spicy gossip!
On the front cover, was him living in a tent. In his sleep, the paps took pictures of him sleeping with his rotting pet.
In the next article, he noticed a contest.
Win $100,000 dollars! Just sign up your name and email and we'll get back to you later. The odds are one in a thousand!
After Scott signed up, he took a long nap. When he woke up, he got some exciting news!