Kardashing away from this mess

Savages

Kylie had a lot to talk about with what happened with Khloe. She called her sister and Kourtney to get NY pizza.
"But i HATE new york pizza!!! it smells like your dying future. BUUUURRRRRN!!" kourtney slammed the table and got tomato sauce on her shirt. too bad!!
"i know. thats why we came here." kendall said.
"umm...kourtney...you dont burn yourself. thats not how it works." kylie handed her a napkin.
"crap." kourney couldnt get the tomato off. oh goodness!!!!
"anyway. i brought you guys here to tell you about khloe. she tried to hack me...?"
"that rat!!1!1!!1 kill her to the ends of the earth!!! burn her in a pit of-" kendall left the table to get some water.
"hold up. didnt she give you the account? why couldnt she just ask for it back?"
"because shes starting a gang with scott and doesnt know better. he hates being left out."
kourtney looked around the room in shock.
"how the heck would you know that, queen ease-dropper?"
"khloe screams when shes on the phone, especially in the bathroom. it gives the show more ratings that way."
kendall came back and sat down.
"oh like you dying your hair like your some puck rock emo all the time kylie?" kourtney dragged her like a kardashiboss.
"shut UP kourtney!!! we're here for serious business, not for you to sneak in your little roasts for more views."
kendall started laughing and pointing at kourtney because shes such a loser. kendall that is.
"so what happened with khloe and scott?" kendall was curious.
kylie responded. "khloe tried to hack me...blah blah blah...and now scott and her and going to try and start a gang for some reason. what a bunch of trash buckets!!"
"trash buckets...?"
"its a new thing. get over it." kylie flipped her hair in style like someone from sketchers.
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scott walked into the cafe. everyone stared at him like he was beyonce. only stupider.
"gossip girls on the loose! stop talking about me. SO rude. sharpay wouldnt like it if you gossiped about her. you guys are trash buckets!"
kylie looked at kourtney. "told you it would catch on." she winked.
scott started to cry as he ran back into his limo. when he opened the door, kendall spotted khloe in the back seat with a box of tissues. she ran out of the restaurant to scream at khloe.
"khloe, what even are you doing here..with scott!!!" kendall middle fingered at khloe because she was so upset. oh no!!!
"you dont understand. kourtney left me around a year ago. i havent been able to function since. khloe asked me to start a secret spy gang together and i said yes. you dont understand. you never do." he looked at the limo driver. "start the limo, we're sliding into your dms!!"
kendall took a step back. what just happened?