Kardashing away from this mess

Burning Sparks

Scott decided he was done with hard floor in his tent. He was going to have the biggest upgrade of 2016.
Instead of a tent, he was going to make a shed!
He wanted a shed because no one could ruin it. Its a shed. Scott thought. Nothing's going to happen to it.
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At Home Depot, Scott walked through the giant store and went to the isle with bucket loads of wood. Spilter action!
While he was picking up a giant log of wood, he was stopped by a wild offspring of Scott fans. He signed lots of autographs, and even dropped a piece of wood on a girls foot. Oops!
One of the girls even told him about their pet lizard. He needed a home, or else he would have to be put down. In other words, burned at the stake!
Scott was desperate. He needed a friend. He wanted the lizard, so he tried his deepest hardest to get it.
"Can i have your lizard?" Scott asked the girl.
"No."
"But it needs a home."
"Youre a human. Not a house. Get lost." She walked away with the lizard on her shoulder.
When she wasnt looking, Scott took the lizard off her shoulder and ran away. Luckily, the girl never noticed. At least he got lost!
Once he got his woodidy wood wood, he started to make his dank shed. After 6 hours of work, it was the size of a bathroom. How roomy!
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He decided not to tell Kylie about it. I mean, who knows what that demented troll girl could do to his perfect lizard.
Directly after that, he saw Kendall and Kylie walk right towards the shed. Oh no! Scott needed to hide. He couldnt know it was his shed! Or else they would tear it apart.
Once they got close, Scott jumped into a bush and saw the girls snoop around the shed.
Then they saw him. Scott Disisk. He was wearing a bright blue flannel with a yellow sweater across his neck. He could use that as a weapon too!
"Scott, come on out." Kylie said.
Kendall responded. "Dude, we're not stupid. You have an IQ of a negative thousand if you think we cant see you hiding in that bush."
Scott got up from his roomy bush.
"You guys wanna see my pet lizard?" Scott took the lizard out of his pocket and showed Kendall up close. She started to scream and ran away. Kylie threatened to throw the lizard. She walked away in her 4 inch heels.
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A bit later, Scott felt like his lizard needed some slayer flair. He named it Sparky.
They went to Claires and got Sparky a hot new collar and clip on earings. Scott also got a friendship necklace for the two. It said "best" and "lizards".
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Scott came back to a decent surprise. At first, he thought it was a birthday party for Sparky. Just kidding! It was a burning bonfire that was made out of his own house. He saw all the Kardashians around the campfire. His house was ruined.
Kylie got up from her wooden stool and saw Sparky.
"Is this your...little friend?"
She grabbed Sparky from Scott's pocket, and threw him into the bonfire, forcing Scott to watch his newest best friend burn into ashes. The necklace and earrings never burned though. Scott started to hyperventilate in a random brown bag he found from the street. His face was bright red from seeing Sparky die.