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Paboya! Date me!

Jungkook: Jimin I missed you so much. 

Jimin: same here

Jungkook: I'm really glad that your forgave me.

Jimin: I didn't think I could hold a grudge against you.

Jungkook: me neither

Jimin: But you have nothing to hold against me!

Jungkook: Oh yeah...right

Jimin: pabo

Jungkook: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Jimin: you can read, it says Pabo

Jungkook: I'm not stupid

Jimin: you kinda are...

Jungkook: AM NOT

Jimin: ARE TO

Jungkook: how am I stupid then?

Jimin: you can't do basic maths for shit

Jungkook: YES I CAN

Jungkook: IM THE FUCKING GOLDEN MAKNAE BITCH

Jungkook: I CAN DO FUCKING EVERYTHING.

Jimin: what's 24+3 x 4?

Jungkook: er....

Jimin: point proven.

Jungkook: NO LET ME SOLVE IT.

Jimin; okay...chill out

Jimin: and don't you fucking use a caculator.
Read 10:10

Jimin: You literally should be done by now. It's been five minutes
Read 10:15

Jungkook: I DID IT!

Jimin: what's the answer?

Jungkook: 108

Jimin: are you sure.....

Jungkook: positive

Jimin; wrong.

Jungkook: WHAT HOW

Jimin: Order of operations dumbass

Jungkook: WHAT IS THAT?

Jimin: you know, like BODMAS

Jungkook: tf is that.

Jimin: never mind, the answer is 36.

Jungkook: whatever.

Jimin: anyway, do you want to hang out later?

Jungkook: hmm, what do you want to do?

Jimin: maybe watch a movie?

Jungkook: are you asking me out on a date?

Jimin: no.....maybe....yes.

Jimin: BUT DONT BLOW ME OFF, AND THEN NOT REPLY AND THEN FLY OFF TO AMERICA OR SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND LEAVE ME TO SUFFER.

Jungkook: I SAID I WAS SORRY.

Jungkook: I EVEN KISSED YOU.

Jimin: oh so, that was just an apology?

Jungkook: no, it's not like that I promise.

Jimin: sure sounds like it.

Jungkook: no Jimin I'm serious! I really like you, as more than a friend.

Jimin: oh....that's a relief, I like you too, as more than a friend.

Jungkook: I'd love to go on a date with you tonight Jimin.

Jimin: OMG yay. Jimin HYUNG.

Jungkook: what time should we meet up?

Jimin: how about 6:00? Outside the local cinema.

Jungkook: sure. I'll see you there cutie <3

Jimin; bye Jungkook, see you there

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okay like honestly the amount of comments i get about the bodmas thing is fucking ridiculous, it's just order of operations, i literally mentioned it before i even used the word bodmas.