WHY THE HELL AM I PINK?! (*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*)

An Unexpected Short Encounter

(A/N): Sorry for not updating for a long time, college pretty much takes away a lot of free time. Plus, I like taking my time with writing. :3

I'm actually going to time skip a bit (mid way through the Academy) after this chapter so don't worry about getting completely bored of reading this story because chapter fillers.
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Anyways, how about that Arizona weather? It's horrible without a/c and it's only March. At least where I live.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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I surprisingly didn't scare off another Genin team this time, even though I kinda nommed on Kitane's leg. His skin totally tasted like chicken, maybe I should become a cannibal?

Nah, homies don't eat other homies, unless that's your fetish.... ;) That reminds me...

♬♪♩ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LEBOUFF!~♬♪♩

Back to the topic at hand, you must be wondering why I've been scaring off so many Genin teams. Well, it seems my eccentric tendencies have gone on a whole other level with anime logic coming into place.

Unless, it's the fact that being a kid again makes me think I can away with most things because they think I don't know any better. 👍(>ω●)

Genin teams pretty much avoided having to babysit me, I felt kinda offended by that, but that's a weirdos curse after all. I guess having Team 4 put up with me is sort of a blessing, so says my mother.

I don't believe I mentioned this before, but everything's cartoonish. Like, everything is exactly the same as it was in the anime.

It's just in 3D and it's really trippy to me (can't blame me for being used to realistic themes). The best way to describe it is that is looks like the Ninja Storm games.

Anyways, the only thing remotely canon I have seen is Kakashi's gravity defying silver hair a couple times in the market district or shopping district, whatever you call that place.

I thought I saw Hinata with her mother this one time. It made me wonder when the Kumo kidnapping would happen. She was kidnapped near the age of 4, right? It was either before or on the day of her birthday.

Wait, I'm older than Hinata by a couple months, right? Her birthday is in December and mines in March, so she should be 2 years old right now. So, the kidnapping is a year from now.

I'd love to help a brother out, but I'm weak as shit and no one would listen to the ramblings of a supposed psychotic child.

I'd probably be interrogated or something if what I say comes true. They'd probably make me their damn oracle and suck out all the information they can and send me home with Anbu watching my every move.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry Hinata. I love you, but I can't do anything and risk my well being at the moment. At least Naruto beats the crap out of Neji in the Chunin Exams, though.

Hopefully I can save Neji when the time comes, Boruto and Himawari need their uncle. :'C (same thing with Itachi for Sarada, but that's gonna be pretty hard with Sasuke being a dick and I don't exactly have the brains to convince people that what I'm saying is the truth).

I still have 3 more years till I attend the academy, so I'll use some of that time wisely and practice on chakra manipulation, calligraphy, hand seals, and read a shit ton of books.

I always wanted to learn fuinjutsu. It's fascinating and extremely useful. Plus, from watching DBZ Kai and reading numerous fanfiction, gravity seals equals speed and I have the need for speed.