(A/N:) Oh jeez this chapter was over 8k long and I decided to chop it up and split it into two chapters. My inspiration has spiked and the canon story is coming into play soon. I'm excited to write the Zabuza Arc, sucky fight descriptions or not! 😀😀😀
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*3 ½ Months Later*
'Damnit, I'm gonna be late!' I panicked, rushing through my daily morning routine, not bothering to shower.
It's your fault for staying up late just to read five more chapters of that dumb book.
'It's not dumb, it's a masterpiece! Seiko Hamada writes amazing stories! I can't just stop reading it! Don't you remember chapter 14, when Suki got smooched by Akira and Hideki caught them? Hideki's jealousy was so- *squeals* I totally ship HideUki!' ヾ(*'∀｀*)ﾉ
*sighs* Akira is the better lover, he's kind, caring, and doesn't punch other guys in the face if they so much as breathe near Suki.
'But that's what makes Hideki an interesting character! Hideki might be hiding something from Suki and act like a total douche to other people, but he really cares about Suki. Suki is the only one to break Hideki out of his shell and take that damn metal rod outta of his ass!'
Akira is superior.
'Fuck Akira! He's got nothing on Hideki!'
Hideki is the typical "bad boy type", which I may add, is your guilty boy type pleasure.
'Bad boys are hot as fuck, if they have the looks and personality. I'm not dumb enough to swoon over a hot douchebag. I have standards.'
You secretly deny that Sosuke Aizen is hot and repress your daydreams about him.
'I-I DO NOT LIKE AIZEN! HE'S A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED BY SATAN HIMSELF IN HELL, INSTEAD OF BEING LOCKED UP IN THE SOUL SOCIETY! THEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER BECOMES THE SOUL KING OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT! I didn't bother to keep up with Bleach, so I don't know how accurate my statement is, BUT THAT FUCKER NEEDS TO ROT IN A LAVA PRISON IN HELL!'
Denial.
'FUCK YOU!'
That would incest, dearest sister.
I grumbled curses as I jumped down the stairs with my backpack and quickly grabbed my bento, after shoving my breakfast into a plastic bag.
"Sakura! Don't shove your food into a plastic bag, it'll melt the bag and your food will go to waste!" Mom chided.
"Don't care, gotta go, bye! Love you!" I shouted as I jumped out through the living room window.
"Sakura! How many times do I have to tell you not to jump out of windows!" She screeched, comically half way out the window, waving a spatula furiously.
I ignored her as I pumped chakra into my feet to give myself a speed boost. I stumbled a bit as I maneuvered myself away from incoming pedestrians.
I wasn't used to using my chakra to increase my speed. It was hard to move out of the way with the amount of chakra I'm sending to my feet. Definitely need more practice.
"Out of the way, citizens! Late academy student running at top speed!" I warned loudly.
The civilians moved aside as I sped past them. I really hoped that Iruka hasn't taken attendance yet. From the corner of my eye, I could see a yellow blur fly across the rooftops at an amazing speed. It was probably Naruto who is in the same predicament as me.
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