Haters Gonna Hate

Hate #3- Jerkillionaire love stories

Warning :- Reader discretion is advised.

Cast:

Jerkillionaire d' costa - our multimillionaire lover boy

Soapy Classlessandra - love interest of jerkillionaire.

I just wanna say that I am a big sucker for romantic stories! I just love them to death!

I used to wonder what it would like to have a billionaire or millionaire as my husband because, come on ,who doesn't want a rich spouse who's loaded with cash but,  thanks to the magic of wattpad now, whenever I see millionaire or billionaire "romance stories" I wanna rip my hair out and become Dr. Evil . Yes, the character of that movie Austin pussy- The Mojo. I'll  design a hyrpo- vapro- Billionairo- killiniator (yes, go ahead,  try your best to read it!) and launch it in space just so that I can  make these horrible,horrible stories disappear from wattpad.(I dont  even know how I'm gonna make it and how in the fuck would it eliminate these mother fucking stories just by going into space. Please, just don't ask)

I want to make an important statement here:

I agree all billionaire/millionaire romance here on wattpad are NOT bad and  are actually,  really well written (or in simple language are good... ok!! very good !! They are the main reason that I got addicted in the first place )

BUT again MOST of them just like  terrible 1d fanfics are FULL of cowshit,horseshit and shity shit !

Some of you may ask  " Tanya , come on ! they must be not THAT bad !?" . Oh , believe me , they are pure incarnation of evil ! Yes , they are actually so bad that they are murderers!

Yes , they are the  murderers of COMMON SENSE and INTELLIGENCE of the poor , unfortunate reader who read them. Common sense and intelligence ? Huh ? Who need them anyway ? Am I right?

You may say I'm exaggerating here, but I'm not ! These stories are so poorly written and,  full of cliches that makes you wanna grab a bucket and puke your guts out.

It just pisses me off that these stories make no sense and still get thousands of reads and recognition that they surely don't deserve.

I'm again saying that I really don't care about the typos or grammatical mistakes but, come on, at least have some decent storyline that actually makes your story worth reading and not a piece of goddamn hipposhit!

I'm gonna mention some stupid cliche moments, keywords and scenarios (not in particular order) that I absolutely detest.

1: Jerkillionaire's 'intense gaze'.

Oh my god! Please save me from this mother fucking 'intense gaze' . It's so overrated and cliched that it gives me a headache.

It usually goes like this:

He comes closer and gazes me intensely. His intense gaze makes my heart beats faster and suddenly I forgot to breathe. "Give it to me Soapy" he said touching my hand. "Why ?" I asked. His intense gaze is making me uncomfortable and now I'm feeling weak. "I don't care ! , I need it" he said stepping closer. "No!" I said stepping farther away from him. His intense gaze is still on me and now his intense gaze turned me into Doremon!  "Ah ! Finally now ! Give it to me!" He said gazing intensely. "Ok ! I'm sorry , I'll give it to you!" I said and stepped farther away from him. "Yes! Give it to me" he said and stepped closer. I also stepped closer to him and our lips touched and , I dug inside my 22nd century futuristic pouch and gave him my helicompad.  "Yes ! Good , doremon!" he said and took my helicompad and flew out of the window wearing my helicompad and,  of course,  'intensely gazing' the city ahead of him. 

See that!! His gaze so intense that it magically transformed Soapy into doremon.

Please,jerkillionaire ,I beg of you , stop your 'intense gaze' and don't turn our poor soapy into doremon.

I know, I must've exaggerated here a bit but come on, his 'intense gaze' makes me wanna turn into goku and blast him away with kamehameha.

2: Jerkillionaire is  a heavy smirker.

Seriously! What the fuck is wrong with this jerkillionaire and his smirk. Does he even shows any other emotions on his face ? Is he even  capable of showing another other emotions rather than his stupid , annoying as hell smirk? Was he cursed by Zeus to never show any other emotions except of smirking??

It goes like this:

"Jerkillionaire , I wanna say something to you " I said . He smirked. " I love you and wanna spend the  rest of my life with you". He smirked. "Please say something" I said. He smirked. "Do you not love me?" I said. He said nothing and smirked. "That's it! I've had enough of your drama! I'm going away from you to fulfill my lifelong dream of dancing in front of Eiffel tower and sing American national anthem whilst wearing nothing but a banana suit that smells like dog's fart!" I said and walked out of the room. He smirked.

Man! What the fuck is wrong with this smirking guy!?? It so fucking annoying ! The word 'smirk' is so overly used that it should be banned and anyone who uses ( overly)  it should be tied up and beaten to pulp.

3: Whenever Soapy classlessendra and Jerkillionaire d'Costa go out to have a sappy romantic dinner there's always a waitress who is a complete slut and shamelessly flirts with jerkillionaire. It's written in the rule book that she will always 'show off her boobs (don't care even if she has them or not) and 'battes her fake eyelashes'. She's so sure that just by showing off  her boobs and batting her eyelashes,  will make Jerkillionaire leave Soapy and make him  fall hopelessly in love with her .

I can't even comment on that this waitress is a perfect example of underdeveloped cliched character who , in reality don't even exist.

4: Jerkillionaire is 'arrogant', 'ruthless', 'cold -hearted' and shall always be and I quote:  'Sex on legs'.

Seriously!!?? 'Sex on legs' what the fuck does it even mean ?? This shit is totally beyond my understanding.

5: It's totally normal for Jerkillionnaire to fall in love with Soapy at first sight and then Stalk her to no end . Yes, why not? It's perfectly normal to leave everything  you do and stalk some random stranger whom you must've bumped (and she spilled coffee on your billion dollar Armani suit)  or saw at STARBUCKS.

6: Whatever billion dollar black cocktail dress Soapy wears, it 'hugs' her 'curves' perfectly and shows off her 'perfectly shaped/ lean legs'.

7: Jerkillionnaire looks like 'Greek good' or 'model on a cover of fashion magazine'. He always have a pack . No , not face pack , it's called 6 pack abs and sometimes it's  25 pack abs  ! He's so packey!

End !! Yes , that's it ! I know even this list of cliches is very,very short.

So please comment, share and vote ! And I  request you people please, please don't be a heavy smirker like Jerkillionnaire, it could cause health problems like : anal fissures, nausea, suicidal thoughts, hemorrhoids, thirst, more thirst ,  exteme thirst and  death!