Adventures of Ivy and Harley

A Day in the Life of Poison Ivy

Gotta go shopping...

"Harl! Get in the car, we gotta go shopping!" I heard her laughing maniacally and then I heard a car door slam.

How did she get in there so fast? Did she climb through a window?

I grabbed some money, and walked to the car like a normal person, getting in as Harley was flipping through the radio stations. She stopped on a heavy rock , or metal (I don't know) and began headbanging. I gave her a look.

"Did you have any sugar? Or did the Joker give you anything?" she stopped and looked at me.

"Nope! I just like car rides!" she smiled and cocked her head to look out the window. I started the car , and drove to the super market. As soon as we got inside, Harley grabbed a cart and began running with it, jumping inside once she reached maximum speed. It swerved off down an aisle, crashing into the cereals. I ran up behind her, and she was leaning against a shelf, as Fruit Loops were spilled all over the floor. She looked at me and smiled.

"Oops." she said, and I rolled my eyes, slightly smiling. I began walking off, and shortly after I heard Harley behind me, munching on stolen cereal. I roamed up and down the aisles, grabbing everything we needed.

Hmmm, jumbo marshmallows . Who doesn't need those?

And Pop-Tarts, because neither of us can cook.

Instant dinners, because.... well....

"No, Harley! Get off of the damn beanbag chair! " This was the third time I told her. She sighed loudly, and rolled off, sliding onto the floor.

Non-flammable hairspray. Who knows what adventures we might get ourselves into? Can't ruin our hair.

We walked past a butcher, who was chopping what I assumed to be some helpless animal. He smiled at me, and I flipped him off. Stupid human.

Well, shampoo and soap. Not tested on animals , check.

Duct tape to fix the broken windows.

Hmmmmm, I should get Harley something..... How about a knife! She likes knives...

Speaking of Harley....

I heard her crazy laugh echo through the aisles, and I followed her voice. I found myself in the bathroom aisle, where every time a person walked by the toilet paper, they jumped. I walked over there and found Harley behind the toilet paper, scaring passerby.

"How's it going?" I asked casually. Her small figured face popped through an opening, and she smiled widely.

"Fantastic! How's boring shopping going?" she asked, and I shrugged .

"Eh. It's time to go though,so come on." And she burst through her wall of toilet paper, knocking down everything. She took one look back and laughed, running away . I sighed and followed her, checking out the groceries and picking up a rainbow colored knife for her to play with.

Once I got into the car, Harley was playing a game on her phone. I threw the groceries in the backseat and got in, starting the car. She giggled, and I drove back to our hideout, where i dropped off the groceries and went to my greenhouse, where my babies where blooming quite nicely. I walked over to a wilting venus fly trap. I smiled and cooed, singing and bringing it back to life. Afterwards, I fed and watered my precious babies, and went back into the abandon apartment building we called home. Harley was sitting on the couch, with a tear in her eye. She pretended that nothing was wrong, and went back to watching t.v.

"Harl, what's wrong?" I asked, sitting next to her on the couch.

She sniffed slightly. "Mister J has been blowing me off, all week. He's being really mean," she said, and I threw my arm around her. She smiled.

"We don't need guys, Harley. We got each other, and that's all that counts." Finally, she laughed, and I got up to the grocery bags that were still on the floor. I sifted through the bags until I found the marshmallows and her knife. I came back to the couch, and Harley looked at me.

"Food! A knife!" she clapped her hands, and i handed her the items. She opened the marshmallows with her new knife, and shoved several into her mouth. She smiled at me with her cheeks full of marshmallows, and I laughed. I took my seat next to her, and we watched t.v. until we fell asleep.

Hey, so this was kind of a short chapter, and so will the next one be. But afterwards, they will be longer and more action filled.
Stay kawaii!