Adventures of Ivy and Harley

Pantyhose and Fishnet Tights

"Ivy!" Harley barreled into Ivy's room, ripping the curtains open and letting the sunlight into the room. Ivy pulled the covers over her head.

"Yay, it's the one person I want to see right now," a sleep deprived Ivy sarcastically remarked. Harley smiled and flopped down onto the bed, smiling widely.

"So there are numerous butts that need kicking today, and I have a great idea!" she exclaimed, and the bundle of covers shuffled.

"No fire," Ivy told her, and Harley slumped her shoulders, but perked back up. "No, that wasn't my plan! We should dress each other up today! Like, reverse roles or something like that!" Harley sat for a moment, and she smiled widely. "We should like, switch personalities for a day!" she clapped her hands together in excitement of her new plan, and Ivy kicked the blankets off of her, revealing her face.

"So, I become you and you become me? I don't know if I can even lift your hammer," Ivy doubted herself, and Harley shrugged.

"Baseball bats!" she smiled, and Ivy gave her a look.

"Uhm, will our clothes even fit each other? I mean-" Harley cut her off.

"You are over thinking. Come on! Let's just do it!" Harley clapped, and she ran off to grab an outfit for Ivy. Ivy sighed and smiled, Harley's brightness cheering her up from a rude awakening.

*small time skip*
Harley barged back into Ivy's room with an armful of clothes, smiling widely. She threw the clothes down on the bed, smiling. Ivy turned around with a neatly pile of clothes in her hands. Harley grabbed them eagerly and began stripping down, throwing on Ivy's clothes. Ivy proceeded to dress in Harley's clothes, and they looked at each other with amusement.

Ivy's outfit on Harley was slightly to big; drooping in areas where Ivy could fill them. Harley only had the pale green pantyhose pushed halfway up her legs, uneven. And she didn't even bother to put on the heels.

Ivy, on the other hand, found herself being squeezed in Harley's clothing- being smaller than her, her clothes felt abnormally tight. She had fishnet leggings, blue and pink shorts with a matching jacket, and a pair of combat boots to top it. Harley wandered over to Ivy and tweaked her appearance.

"Pigtails, you gotta have the pigtails. " She threw Ivy's crimson hair into two bouncy pigtails, and Harley stood back.

"I'm not neat- feel free to mess or tear the clothes up. You are fighting , not going on a date." she laughed at how Ivy attempted to look presentable in her clothing. Ivy looked at Harley and began taking her pigtails down.

"Pigtails are your signature style, not mine." she smiled and pushed Harley's hair around, making it similar to hers. She grinned, too.

"Heels." she said, and Harley shook her head.

"Very literally impossible." she stated, and she looked down at her feet. "I have a pair of green Converse somewhere," she began to leave the room when there was a crash from beneath them. They looked at each other wide eyed and ran to where the crash was, finding rubble scattered and smoke in the air. Ivy ventured into the smoke, and found hands snaking around her waist.

"Hey Harl," a voice whispered into her ear, and Ivy clawed at the hands on her waist. The smoke began clearing, and Ivy noticed she was being embraced by the Joker. He looked down at the redhead in pigtails and frowned.

"Your not Harley," his frown curved into a diabolical smile. Ivy threw a fist into his stomach, and he hunched over for a slight second. Harley came into the room with a baseball bat and a potted plant. She threw the bat to Ivy, who caught it with difficulty. She swung viciously at the Joker, missing more than she was hitting, whilst Harley, having no plant related superpowers, put the plant on the ground and nudged it with her foot.

"Do stuff," she encouraged, but the plant remained in it's spot. The Joker, who was being swung at but not being hit, began making his way to an Ivy-cosplaying Harley, who was still nudging the plant.

"Let's go, Puddin'," he called her, and she shook her head, refusing to go with a man who hurt her several times before. She knelt down before he got the chance to grab her, and she poked a leaf on the plant. The plant suddenly grew to several times it's size, thorns and nettles shooting out and grabbing the Joker, wrapping the painted clown in it's thorny and leafy embrace. He struggled to break free, during which at this time Ivy whacked him with the bat repeatedly. Eventually, he passed out from injuries, and Harley and Ivy threw him out the window like yesterday's garbage. Harley then high fived Ivy.

"We make a great team, Pudding," she told her redhead friend, and Ivy hugged her.

"We do."

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Hey I know this chapter wasn't the most normal one in the book but I wrote this one to point out how many differences and specialties the duo has. (Ex. the fishnets and pantyhose, the style of fighting, ect.)

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it!

More action related chapters to come!

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