Adventures of Ivy and Harley

Gotham City Sirens

"Oh, it's such a surprise to find you here, Batty," a voice echoed through the halls of the abandon insane asylum, and neither was it Poison Ivy's nor Harley Quinn's. A low, seductive voice, haunting but yet beautiful. Batman confidently walked down the halls, looking for the source of the voice.

"Catwoman?" he asked, but it came out as more as him just stating her name. A crack of laughter came from the voice.

"Catwoman?" the voice mimicked, and a snicker shot through from unknown areas.

Batman stopped in his tracks, and Catwoman leapt down from the rafters of the ceiling, landing gracefully in front of the male.

"Nice to see you once again," She smiled, bringing a hand to Batmans unmoving face. She scoffed.

"Tsk. Boring and never changing. Oh, I'm sorry, I was comparing your face to a rock," she insulted, and a familiar giggle came from the rafters again. Batman looked up.

"You didn't come alone," he pointed out, and a withheld breath was released from above.

"Just kiss him already!" the voice giggled, and she was muffled by another's hand. Catwoman rolled her eyes.

"Well, he knows. Might as well come down," she suggested, and an irritated Ivy and a giggling Harley descended from the ceiling, making as grand an entrance as Catwoman did, Harley test swinging her bat and Ivy gussying up in a hand mirror. Catwoman brought her face closer to Batman's, distracting him from the dynamic duo behind her.

"Ignore them," she told him, and his hand grasped her wrist, holding it tightly.

"Catwoman, what are planning on doing?" he asked, and a sigh came from Harley.

"You told me we were gonna bash some heads! The only bashing going on around here is you and Batman bashing lips," she rolled her eyes, and Catwoman brought Batmans attention back towards her, smashing her head onto his, knocking him back. Harley smiled and held her hammer in her hands defensively, ready for action. Ivy threw her fists up, ready as well. Batman stumbled quickly and recovered even quicker, pulling out a Bat-A-Rang and throwing towards a undefended Catwoman, when Harley ran up and Held her hammer out, catching the Bat-A-Rang in the blunt end of the wooden weapon. She swung it rapidly towards the Bat, giggling hysterically, and Ivy released a poison into the air, that would cause anyone not immune to it to pass out. She began running towards Catwoman, who was watching the fight with delight.

"Use your grappling hook or whatever and get out of here." she told the woman in a black skintight suit. Catwoman looked back at the swaying male behind them.

"What about Batman? And Harley?" she asked, who was trying to wedge the Rang out of her hammer. Ivy shrugged.

"Harley will find her way out. And if the Bat stays? Is that really a bad thing?" she grinned, and Catwoman shot out of the asylum through a window, jumping from the window and into the air, performing a flip before shooting her hook once more, towards the roof of another building. She landed gracefully, and looked around to find her female friends.

She spotted Harley first, quite literally jumping from building to building, her laughs echoing through the night streets of Gotham. She than found Ivy, who was on ground, running along side buildings, pressing her hands up against buildings and growing vines against the walls, climbing up them and getting on the rooftops. Eventually they found a meeting place upon the rooftops, ready for action and to plan their next move.

"Let's go shopping'! Like, but take the stuff we want. Because I didn't bring money," her mind drifted into a totally new place, and Ivy nodded.

"I say we get massages and pedis and manicures too!" she grinned in delight, and looked down at her hands. "I chipped a nail climbing here," she observed, holding her hand out. Catwoman nodded.

"I also want to make a stop," she asked, and Ivy and Harley nodded.

"Let's go take over the city, gals!" Harley encouraged.
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"Oh this ones cute! Oh and you are just adorable," Catwoman cooed, as the women found themselves in a pet store, with Catwoman holding five to six kittens in her arms, nudging and mewling at each of them. Harley was playing with the dogs as Ivy found herself bored.

"Selina, when are we going to go do stuff? Fun stuff?" she sighed, and Harley joined the two with a yipping puppy in her arm.

"This one. I want this one," she grinned in her voice, and Ivy rolled her eyes.

"Now she's gonna become attached, and ," she sighed once more and attempted to pry the puppy from Harley's arms, but she held on tight.

"Get your own!" Harley held the nipping puppy tightly, and Ivy pulled away, brushing the hair off of her arms.

"I don't even want you having one!" she grunted in frustration. Then her eyes lit up as she looked out the pet store window across the street.

"Shoes!" she squealed, and she went out of the pet shoppe to the store across the street, standing outside of the window with a disappointed look on her face. Harley and Catwoman walked out to meet her.

"What's wrong?" Harley asked, and Ivy sighed.

"It's closed." she sighed, then spun around and kicked the glass window, the pane shattering and glass shards flying all over the place.

"Quick, grab as many pairs as you can. " She called, and the girls eagerly snatched up shoes, running away to a parked car on the street. Catwoman punched the window open, and she climbed in and hotwired the car, the girls driving away down the streets. After a few minutes of driving, Harley, who was in the backseat with the puppy, told Catwoman to stop the car.

"Stop it now I need something right now!" She breathed all in on sentence, the car slamming on its brakes and screeching to a halt. She left the puppy in the car and ran into a restaurant with her hammer, coming out with bags of food, skipping and smiling.

"Okay, go," she said, eating and feeding the dog. Ivy laughed, examining the shoes that the women had picked up.

"Watch out- the Gotham City Sirens will take your animals, shoes, and food!" She mused, and Catwoman giggled.

"But not any actual money!" And the girls drove down the streets laughing, blue and white flashing behind them.