Adventures of Ivy and Harley

Butt Kicking and Kisses

"Dude, why do those guys keep staring," Harley giggled, pointing to a lifeguard and his friend on the podium about 20 feet away. Ivy chuckled.

"Isn't it obvious? We are hotter than the sun in our swim suits." She smiled and laid back in the sun, while Harley twirled her pigtail and winked at them. One of them winked back.

"Ooh, Mistah J would hate them if he saw them winking. " Harley didn't hesitate.

"Imma go talk to them." She stood up off her towel and walked over to the podium, smiling and laughing. One of the guys motioned towards Harley's redhead friend.

"Oh, no we aren't up for grabs. She's mine," Harley declared dominance. The guys, shooting each of the girls a look, smiled lustfully.

"Hey Red!" one of the men called. Ivy jumped up from her shade beneath the umbrella and walked over to Harley and the guys.

"Kitten here tells us that you two have a thing. How would you mind having an extra two ... uh 'friends' to join you?" the lifeguard asked. Harley growled at them.

"I don't share," she barked, and Ivy rolled her eyes.

"Puh-leeze." she looked down at her nails. "You guys are like, the last the last thing we would ever want." she smiled. The lifeguard stepped off the podium and him and his friend crowded around Harley and Ivy, their steroid built muscles surrounding them. Ivy smiled back at Harley, who was already in fighting stance.

"Just come back to our place,' one of them tried to persuade. Harley grabbed the non-lifeguard by the head and jumped forward , slamming him on his back. She leapt up and flew threw the air, coming down on his stomach with her elbow.

Ivy, on the other hand, leaned in towards the lifeguard, pretending to lean in for a kiss. Falling for her lures, he leaned forward, however, as soon as Ivy's lips came in contact with his cheek, his skin swelled up almost instantly and his pigment turned green. He grabbed his throat and fell to his knees, gasping for air as she smiled down at him. Harley came up behind him, leaning to down to face the lifeguard.

"I didn't really care so much for your friend, however, your speedo. I mean, you cant get much better in a hot pink speedo." She kissed his cheek and smiled at Ivy.

"Another day in the eventful lives of Harley and Ivy?" she grinned.

"Yet another day, sweetie."