Diary of a Punk Princess

La la la once there was a princess named-

 Stop! Do you do that every time you read the word "princess"? Ugh. That crap is just stupid!!

 Anyway, I was born from Prince James and Princess Camille sixteen years ago as Kaelin Addison Ramirez but I prefer to be called Snake, thank you very much! I just HATE being a princess. I honestly wish I were normal. My parents won't even let me date the city boys. It HAS to be a prince! I love my family, but I wish they would accept I don't want to rule the kingdom in a couple years!!

 I sat on the balcony. I sighed. Everywhere everyone is roaming around free, eating pizza and going to festivals. I'm stuck here in this retarded castle! It disgusts me! Suddenly my baby sister Toria came out in her little princess dress. On the list of things I dislike, I can't decide which is worse: Toria or living as a preppy princess.

  "Snakey, look!" she said, pointing to the kingdom. I did not like her, even though she is the most adorable two-year-old ever.

  "Yeah, you can see a bird any day." I said, staring down at my blue dress.

 Why did I have to be born a princess? I thought. I wish I were born to a city person!! 

 "Snakey!! It's a birdie! Birdie pretty!" Toria exclaimed. 

 "Yeah...it's a bird." I said, staring at the ground.

Toria smiled. "Birdie!! Birdie! BIRDIE FUN!!"

Before I knew it, Toria was out in the world chasing the bird.

Suddenly Mom came into the balcony. 

"That's right, you better run!" Mom yelled. I saw guards chasing this beautiful city guy out of the castle. I suspected he wanted the jewels people keep getting arrested for trying to steal. 

"What was that?" I asked Mom, acting like I didn't know what that guy was running from.

 "Some man is stealing the jewels. Again!" Mom said.

 "No surprise...." I said.

Toria came back.

 "Mommy! Snakey!" she cried. "Where daddy?"

 "Daddy is out and chasing bad guys." Mom said.

 "Bad man!!" Toria screamed. I had to laugh.

 Mom turned towards me.

 "Excuse me, Kaelin?" Mom asked. 

I couldn't understand why Mom and Dad never called me Snake. Just my real name, Kaelin.

 "That's....so funny!" I said, laughing. Don't look at me like I'm crazy. It sounded funny when Toria said it.

 "Kaelin Addison, there is nothing funny about your little sister screaming a positive message to those men that tried to steal the family jewels!" Mom said curtly, stroking Toria's hair.

 Well, excuse me, Mom! Toria could be yelling to Dad! Or Justin Bieber(whom I personally hate but Toria loves)! Or even Andy SIxx!

 "She could be screaming to any man, Mom." I said.

 "Kaelin, would she say your father was bad?" Mom said. "Or Justin Bieber? Or Andy Sixx?"

 I rolled my eyes. "I'm not that stupid." I said.

Mom glared. She took Toria's hand. "Come on, Toria." she said. "Let's go and get your makeup done." They walked away.

Everything was calm until I saw a man running to the castle. He had wavy black hair and pale blue eyes. I couldn't help it. I shrieked loudly. It was the man who tried to steal the jewels. And he was coming right towards ME!!!