The following astrology has been taking from @ infinity-on-dru from tumblr. Comment what quote this beautiful fedorable man has given you:
the signs as patrick stump quotes
ARIES: "Journalists always run to their thesaurus and call me 'cherubic.'"
TAURUS: "When I was in school, my mom brought me to the doctor's because I slept in class a lot; turns out I was just lazy."
GEMINI: "I partied so hard I think I slept and then had oatmeal."
CANCER: "I love riding my sideburns."
LEO: "everyone knows all successful rock musicians are party of the lizard-people alien Illuminati. Not Satan."
VIRGO: "I am sober and I love you."
LIBRA: "I'm a sweaty little guy."
SCORPIO: "I hope there's not an angry angel out there looking to get his voice back."
SAGITTARIUS: "Hi, I'm Patrick Stump. And I'm wearing Pete's pants."
CAPRICORN: "What my hat and I do together in the privacy of our bed is our business."
AQUARIUS: "Now I'm a HORRIBLE gadget guy!"
PISCES: "Not having ever tasted Satan's asshole, I cannot compare the two."
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