Aries: cmon bitch let's do this!
Taurus: you want the bull you get the horns!
Gemini: why? How did this happen? Who are you?
Cancer: I'm so sorry! *cries*
Leo: hold that thought let me get you a mirror!
Virgo: hon go back to your cage, before I charge out of mine.
Libra: you touch me and I'll have the authorities on your ass
Scorpio: you'd be surprised at how easy it is to fit a body like yours in a blender (Mwahaha)
Sagittarius: what mate? Wanna go?
Capricorn: please.... Calm down.
Aquarius: I wonder if your body will fit in my trunk
Pisces: *doesn't get into fights*
AN: roar :3
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!
