Aries: busy yelling at their phone screen after the battery dies. " FML!"
Taurus: Bitching about the posts about themselves, "hungry af 24/7"
Gemini: dancing to music trying to figure out what song to pick next.
Cancer: crying over the death of a beloved favourite TV show character.
Leo: making out with boy band posters.
Virgo: mentally debating weather or not friends are useful
Libra: plotting to start a gang
Scorpio: robbing houses for blackmail and sacrifices for Satan
Sagittarius: laughing at others misfortune
Capricorn: crying about school/work
Aquarius: drawing and yelling at the top of their lings whenever they make a mistake
Pisces: starring blankly at a wall wondering why everyone takes advantage of them
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!
