Aries: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Taurus: *growling*
Gemini: *running around the house* why,why,why,why
Cancer: *crying and spewing*
Leo: *adjusting panties, fixing hair and touching up on makeup* let's do this shit
Virgo: *practicing times tables*
Libra: argh!
Scorpio: *still asleep*
Sagittarius:* smacking head into wall*
Capricorn: nope
Aquarius: I'm so ready *five minutes later* crying... Why...
Pisces: *laughing*
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!