Aries: The one who finds out about it first and warns everyone
Taurus: the one crying over every little sound they hear at night
Gemini: the positive one
Cancer: the first to die
Leo: the sexy gangster
Virgo: the first aid specialist
Libra: the machete abuser, over does it but still looks awesome
Scorpio: the silent killer, has unlimited access to guns, nobody knows where they get them from
Sagittarius: the happy killer, turns everything into a game
Capricorn: wise, knows all about the zombies and their weaknesses
Aquarius: the one who drives the car, runs zombies over
Pisces: dies trying to open a jar of pickles, just coz
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!
