Aries: that little bitch will pay...
Taurus: *confused* what did I do?
Gemini: *plats sad music and eats ice-cream till they pass out*
Cancer: *uncontrolled amount of tear flow, tissues and sad romance movies*
Leo: next please!
Virgo: meh I was too superior for them anyway.
Libra: what an asshole... I'm going to ruin them
Scorpio: wait... I had a partner? *paying too much attention to finding worthy blackmail to notice*
Sagittarius: *steals their belongings and burns them*
Capricorn: *feels bad but shakes it off*
Aquarius: I'll never trust anyone again! *even though they do*
Pisces: *breaks inside* I'm fine
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!
