Aries: came to murder their ex aka the groom
Taurus: was only there for the free cake
Gemini: the DJ blasting sick beats for the party goers
Cancer: crying and eating their heart out because they want to get married but feel like they'll never meet their match
Leo: flirting with all the girls/boys on the dancefloor, as usual they score
Virgo: the one who's most looking forward to the end.
Libra: the bride getting pissed at Leo for clawing down all the guests at their wedding
Scorpio: got super drunk and ended up making out with Pisces who didn't know any better
Sagittarius: sarcastically whistling like they care when really they just showed up because they were told there would be pizza.
Capricorn: the most mature, the priest bringing the couple together.
Aquarius: singing and dancing, chilling with Gemini and enjoying the show, Leo had guts...
Pisces: making out with Scorpio while watching Taurus devour the cake...
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Zodiac's
HumorJust thought I'd do a special sort of rant about how animal-like, badass and scary some of our signs can be. Most of these are off the internet but some of them I will be taking credit of. Hope you enjoy!
