Growing Up Arab

The FBI Investigation

"Mama, can I hang out with my friend?"

"Friend?? Who's this friend? What's her name? Is it even a girl?! What's their mother's name? They're father's?! Their last name?? Are they an only child? Where are they from? How old is this person? IT BETTER NOT BE THE OPPOSITE GENDER!! 😠 Is this person a 3arabi or not?? How am I supposed to trust them, hmm?? It isn't you I don't trust! It's the world!-"

*Walks away and mentally notes to never step foot out the house to not get headaches from them*

I swear, our parents might as well just plan a meeting with our friends and interview them. 😂

Shout out to my baba 'cause he isn't like that all the time. 😘

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